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Author Topic: I've Done All The Dumb Things  (Read 877 times)

Avalon

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I've Done All The Dumb Things
« on: February 19, 2020, 08:26:31 AM »

That's a song by Paul Kelly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jEfm7EYxW8
My theme song today.
I went back to the car to get my forgotten shopping list and a lady told me I had dropped something under the car. It was my CT scan report. Then after I paid at Coles I realised I forgot something on my six item list. Bad luck. I went to the grog shop directly opposite to get my son some beer he likes with a discount voucher. Somehow I lost my rewards card on the way. Retraced my steps and nothing. Got home and made a cup of tea and promptly tripped, spilling my tea on the carpet. Walked into the doorknob and bruised my arm yet again. I have had comments on these bruises. Sure someone thinks I'm being abused. Then I went to put the washing on the line. What is all that orange stuff on my white linen pants? Just the krill oil capsule I had forgotten to take last night.

« Last Edit: February 19, 2020, 11:29:36 AM by Avalon »
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jillydoll

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2020, 11:07:11 AM »

😂🤣 now that's a bad day!
Hope today is better....xx
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jaypo

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2020, 12:55:06 PM »

Oh dear,what a time of it,speaking about your bruises,my arms from wrist to elbow on the inside are covered in burns,the oven hates me and so do the oven trays,I'm sure of it AND the fridge looks at me funny  ;D
Don't worry,you?re not alone,go to the thread stupid things I've done,we?re all a bit nuts
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CLKD

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2020, 04:55:49 PM »

You're in Good Company - did you read our doing stupid things thread?
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Avalon

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2020, 07:38:46 AM »

This week I trod in dog poo after it had been raining,
Put my Vagifem applicator in upside down (it actually felt better that way),
Mistook my Androfemme cream for hand cream - what a waste :(
and to top it off I defrosted the dog mince for our dinner.
Hoping the weekend goes smoothly.
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CLKD

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2020, 08:46:41 AM »

What did the dog get - T-bone steak  ;)
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Avalon

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2020, 07:55:41 AM »

I was going to make the boys bolognese but I hate tomato based dishes anyhow, so I didn't mind.
Can't remember what I wrangled together. Doggie does like his liver lightly sauteed though!
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Ann A

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2020, 08:26:10 PM »

Thanks for sharing all your funny  anecdotes. Making me feel more human must listening to them 😁.
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jaypo

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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2020, 08:29:04 AM »

Told you we were all as nutty as a fruit cake on here Ann  ;D
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Re: I've Done All The Dumb Things
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2020, 11:19:53 AM »

Have a look at That Woman in My House but when you find her Ann A keep her  :D
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