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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Jeepers on September 30, 2020, 12:43:49 PM

Title: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Jeepers on September 30, 2020, 12:43:49 PM
Even though I work in IT, my texting skills are rubbish.

So today, I was messaging my fella and he asked me if I was busy, to which I replied:

My lust is so long, everyone wants something!

He is now worried about what I get up to in working hours  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on September 30, 2020, 02:03:19 PM
 ;D ....... let him stew.
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on September 30, 2020, 03:26:30 PM
Hahahaha jeepers,reminds me of a while back and my niece was texting and she said, to my favourite c**t whaaaaaaaaat I said,it was meant to say aunt  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Foxylady on September 30, 2020, 05:04:46 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Jeepers on October 01, 2020, 06:14:57 PM
Hahaha jaypo, I just choked on my tea!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on October 01, 2020, 06:56:58 PM
Was the days when phones had 3 letters on one button...remember?
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on November 13, 2020, 09:06:07 AM
Hello thankgodgoodgenes as you can see,you've joined a madhouse   ;D
The other good one from those days was coal,used to come up as cock ⬅️No pun intended   ;D So a text was....freezing here today,just thrown more cock in the fire  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: DS68 on November 13, 2020, 08:10:21 PM
Welllll.....
My phone was stollen whilst I was at the park with my youngest, I left if on a bench whilst watching him on a swing or something. When I realised it wasn't in my bag and had been taken, I borrowed a phone from a lady to call it, a man answered and kindly offered to sell my phone back to me for £50  :( I said I could meet him to pay and take it back ( I had no intention of.paying him) anyway long story short he didn't show up (no surprise). I rushed home to call.the mobile supplier to cancel the SIM but they didn't cancel it for an hour or so during which time he very kindly sent a rather explicitly rude sex message to all my contacts, which included elderly parents, in-laws, my boss, religious figures in the community, colleagues, friends..... the list goes on.

Trying to explain it was the worst experience, it took ages to get a apologising message out, most have never looked at me the same way and my poor.old mum couldnt even pronounce some of the words he wrote so had no idea what it was about ! 😂
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 14, 2020, 08:55:56 AM
 :-\. did I read this somewhere else  :-\ or I am out of bed too early  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on November 14, 2020, 10:02:53 AM
Ok why would someone do that? What an idiot, how awful for your elderly parents to have to read that
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 14, 2020, 10:07:19 AM
What's it got to do with autocorrect or am I out of bed too early  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: DS68 on November 14, 2020, 08:31:11 PM
Sorry input it in the wrong topic... Nothing to do with AutoCorrect and you have seen it somewhere else when I made it a new post....
I'm not posting anymore unless Im replying as I'm obviously not good at this  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM
Oh go on - we all improve with practice  ;D and tnx, I didn't dream it after all and eventually found it  8)
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on November 15, 2020, 10:06:14 AM
 ;D shame on you DS68 you made clkd think she's more crazy than she actually is  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 15, 2020, 11:12:42 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: DS68 on November 15, 2020, 08:26:54 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 16, 2020, 09:21:02 AM
It's OK DS68 - jaypo and I joke along all the while  ;)
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on November 16, 2020, 01:04:18 PM
Oops,sorry  :'(
Yep,don't get angry DS68 I love clkd and she knows it  ;) you should see what she says to me!!  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on November 16, 2020, 02:40:15 PM
Not that you listen  :whist:  too busy giving cuddles to those goats .........  ::)

No need to get upset DS68  :-\ .......... we likes a giggle at times  8)
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Padine on December 31, 2020, 10:26:55 PM
🙄  🙈  🤷🏻‍♀️ oh goodness me! Thought this was a thread about “Stupid Autocrat” and was interested who you were posting about 🤔   😱  I don’t get out enough!
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Shadyglade on December 31, 2020, 10:42:33 PM
Sadly Jeepers, who started the thread, had left.  :'(

Very funny thread though.

Happy New Year Jeepers, 🎉
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Peri-wrecked on January 01, 2021, 11:16:04 PM
This reminds me of a recent text I sent to an elderly work colleague. I typed it very fast as I was in a rush so I didnt double check it before sending it. I thought I had signed off the text saying 'okey dokey'........to my surprise I got a text a few minutes later saying 'are you calling me a donkey?'
Auto correct had changed it to 'ok donkey'....  ::)  thankfully they saw the funny side too.  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Avalon on January 02, 2021, 12:02:57 AM
I find it strange when ladies keep mentioning their 'virgina', even after reading a book with vagina in the title. The v word is all over this forum so you can't miss it. Is it just an auto correct thing? Although my best friend still can't or won't spell my surname correctly. She had a friend called Virginia whose name she would spell Virgina. I hope this isn't offensive to anyone. Just curious.
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on January 02, 2021, 09:38:39 AM
auto correct  ;)
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: jaypo on January 02, 2021, 10:06:37 AM
Hahaha yes, I spotted that a few times Avalon,virgina sounds nicer  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: sheila99 on January 02, 2021, 10:19:17 AM
Yes, virginal atrophy makes me laugh. Shrinkage of virgins?  ;D
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: CLKD on January 02, 2021, 10:58:47 AM
Virginia Water in Surrey - there is a Totem Pole there ...... a gift from America
Title: Re: stupid autocorrect
Post by: Avalon on January 05, 2021, 09:45:05 AM
A recent post cracked me up so bad. Been chuckling all day.