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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Paz23 on March 03, 2020, 09:10:24 AM

Title: OMG!
Post by: Paz23 on March 03, 2020, 09:10:24 AM

Emptying dishwasher yesterday I noticed a cup was still dirty so I put it back in. I emptied the rest then took it out again realised it was still dirty and put it back in again. Emptied the bottom layer then saw the cup and wondered why I'd not put it away so I took it out again realised it was still dirty and put it back again. Put all the mucky pots into dishwasher and noticed that cup again and picked it up wondering why it was still there - I shouted to my self out loud ?good god woman it's still dirty stop picking the bloody thing up!? 
🤣🤣

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: jaypo on March 03, 2020, 09:37:40 AM

Brilliant Paz,we?re all a bit loopy on here,you?re in the right place😂
Go to the thread.....doing stupid things,you?ll see what I mean  :o

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on March 03, 2020, 09:43:43 AM

 ;D

I did a similar thing recently.  Took 5 items out and into the cupboard B4 I realised that actually, I hadn't run the cycle  >:( ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: Countrygirl on March 03, 2020, 09:45:43 AM

I'm the culprit for shoving a dirty cup in when everything else is clean, it only seems to register after I've done it 🙄 x

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on March 03, 2020, 09:57:15 AM

As long as you don't shove it into my machine CG  ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: Countrygirl on March 03, 2020, 12:16:44 PM

I won't CLKD 😁 I usually quietly pop it back on for the quick eco wash then unload straight away to make up for it 😏 x

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on March 03, 2020, 12:26:28 PM

Maybe we need a pile of 'missed' crocks and put them into one machine  ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: Sparrow on April 26, 2020, 02:21:34 PM

At last, we have a cure for all!
Ailments large and ailments small,
Good health is not beyond my reach,
If I inject myself with bleach.

Radiant, I?ll prance along,
Every trace of limescale gone,
With disinfectant as my friend,
Like him,
       I'm clean around the bend.

Pam Ayres  ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on April 26, 2020, 03:40:30 PM

Maybe send that to Trump ?

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: jspturner on April 30, 2020, 09:23:17 PM

 :)Thank goodness I am reading lots of stories that all seem to familiar to me these days. My brain fog moments are totally overwhelming I have to say but it is reassuring for me to know that others are like me and I am not suffering from dementia. Thanks for your sanity ladies.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: jaypo on May 01, 2020, 08:10:40 AM

Hahaha ,none of us have ever been called sane before  ;D thank you  ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on May 01, 2020, 08:42:28 AM

U speak for yourself  :lol:

browse round jspturner  :welcomemm:

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: jaypo on May 01, 2020, 10:50:50 AM

No,I'm definitely speaking for you too clkd  ;D ;D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: CLKD on May 01, 2020, 11:29:24 AM

 :na:   takes one to recognise one ?

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: Foxylady on May 02, 2020, 08:47:49 AM

Thanks shadyglade, made me smile Pam Ayres poem. x

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: jaypo on May 02, 2020, 09:10:11 AM

Foxy,have you heard of June Imray?Im not sure if she was maybe just from the north east but she was very like Pam Ayers

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by: Foxylady on May 02, 2020, 06:50:29 PM

No not heard of her, will need to have a search!! x