Menopause Matters Forum
Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Perinowpost on September 01, 2019, 08:47:37 AM
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This is my best yet.
I bought a magnesium spray ‘cos I read on here that it's calming. My husband is a bit of an insomniac, so I sprayed it on his back at bedtime. The next morning I read the label ... and discovered it said “Pet Wellness Spray†😂😂😂
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How funny!! Did you tell him?
More importantly, did it work?
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Perhaps appropriate? ;D
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Yes, he said I wondered why it was stinging. We had a good laugh, or at least I did anyway 😂 x
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Oh that is hilarious!! ;D ;D does he feel well, pet? x
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Foxylady
He slept like a dog, er I mean log 😂😂 x
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If he starts cocking his leg up the door frame, you know it worked! 😂🤣
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Lol
It reminded me of my ex husband. I had thrush and was using canestan. His willy was sore and I said he'd probs caught it so to use my canestan in the red can from my bedside table. He shouted to me that he's even more sore, turned out he used my Deep Heat lol x
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This gave me a much needed giggle ,thank you ; 😂
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Birdy and Annie that's so funny, our poor husbands. I remember my mum going a bit ditsy at this age, and we all used to find her escapades hilarious- and now its me x
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Nah, he was a dickhead. He deserved it. ;D
Haha yes my ex husband was and still is a bell end and deserved more lol x
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😂 good way of getting your own back then x
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ouch the deep heat, wonder if he ever recovered?!!! ;D
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🤣😂🤣 he must have looked like Rudolph.....at least he'd find it in the dark, it'd be glowing.🤣😂🤣 he could use it as a torch.....incase he ever gets lost....🤣😂🤣
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ouch the deep heat, wonder if he ever recovered?!!! ;D
Yes he recovered.....unfortunately x
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Dad complained that the new moist toilett tissue wipes had made his bum sore. Mum hadn't bought any. They were detoll wipes. !!
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;D ;D ;D 99% germ free bot bot then
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Never wipe your front bottom with Sphagnum moss. Never. Ever.
It may look nice a fluffy it you are caught short of a walk in the countryside, but it sticks like superglue and gets
everywhere. You will be picking itchy pieces of it out two years later.
( In just know some of you are going to try it now).
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;D ......... and did U :-X :whist:
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No, we're not that daft ;D ;D
Similar results when you pluck pheasants in the bathroom, still clearing up down 2 years later - but at least from the bathroom not my backside. I'm not completely mad ::). OH can't resist a bargain so when pheasants were £1 a brace he bought 10 braces. No CH then in a freezing drafty farmhouse but the bathroom was lovely and warm as that had a storage heater. Down gets everywhere.
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We used to throw them into the freezer in the feather, they peel off as the bird defrosts ;-). Another trick is to secure a hessian sack or black bag and pluck into it by holding the bird neck downwards inside the bag.
I tried to fill a bean bag with 'chips' once - in the bath, they stuck to everything: the dog, me, the edge of the bath, ceiling ;D