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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: Cazikins on August 29, 2022, 05:56:45 PM

Title: She Fell In Love With ........
Post by: Cazikins on August 29, 2022, 05:56:45 PM
She fell in love with   an electrician & she got shocked  ;D ;D...KEEP IT GOING.
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Post by: Flossieteacake on August 29, 2022, 06:09:06 PM
She fell in love with a life guard and she drowned.
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Post by: jillydoll on August 29, 2022, 06:09:27 PM
SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH………

A Bomb Disposal Expert……..she got a Big Bang!  ;D
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Post by: Songbird on August 29, 2022, 06:30:31 PM
She fell in love with……

A tightrope Walker………….and she has vertigo  :o
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Post by: Joaniepat on August 29, 2022, 06:53:49 PM
She fell in love with....
an acupuncturist and got needled.
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Post by: jaypo on August 29, 2022, 07:01:20 PM
She fell in love with a shepherd and got fleeced
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Post by: ElkWarning on August 29, 2022, 07:14:19 PM
She fell in love with a rug maker and got a deep pile shag.
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Post by: Marchlove on August 29, 2022, 08:40:22 PM
She fell in love with herself and found true love
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Post by: Songbird on August 29, 2022, 09:17:34 PM
Came back with another one. My first one was rubbish..   ;D
She fell in love with a bee keeper and finished up with hives.
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Post by: Joaniepat on August 29, 2022, 09:46:09 PM
She fell in love with....
A market trader and got what she bargained for.
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Post by: C.C. on August 31, 2022, 12:17:34 PM
Omg...these are awesome :lol:

She fell in love with a plumber and got flushed
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Post by: Perinowpost on August 31, 2022, 12:30:34 PM
 …  A Project Manager and got micromanaged to within an inch of her life (true story 🤣).
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Post by: jaypo on August 31, 2022, 12:35:09 PM
In love with a tailor and got stitched up
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Post by: Minusminnie on August 31, 2022, 04:03:23 PM
She fell in love with an artist and got overdrawn.
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Post by: jillydoll on August 31, 2022, 04:42:52 PM
She fell in love with a banker……….but turned out to be a #@nker.  ;D🤭
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Post by: Cazikins on August 31, 2022, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: Joaniepat on August 29, 2022, 06:53:49 PM
She fell in love with....
an acupuncturist and got needled.

OR.... She fell in love with an acupuncturist & just felt a small ****  ;D
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Post by: Cazikins on August 31, 2022, 04:59:58 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm loving these:

I fell in love with a menopausal male doctor - but I knew more than him. 8)
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Post by: Flossieteacake on August 31, 2022, 05:25:45 PM
She fell in love with a body builder and got pumped.
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Post by: jaypo on August 31, 2022, 06:32:47 PM
She fell in love with a chicken farmer and got layed
Well if you lot can lower the tone,so can I  ;D
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Post by: jillydoll on August 31, 2022, 06:59:55 PM

She fell in love with a politician…….SHE GOT NOTHING BUT LIES! 
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Post by: Joaniepat on August 31, 2022, 07:59:48 PM
She fell in love with an osteopath and felt manipulated
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Post by: C.C. on August 31, 2022, 08:16:36 PM
She fell in love with a mechanic and got tooled

or

She fell in love with a teacher and got schooled
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 01, 2022, 04:23:22 AM

She fell in love with a Project Manager and got phased/fazed.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 01, 2022, 06:29:27 PM
She fell in love with a potter and got thrown.
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Post by: Ju Ju on September 01, 2022, 08:43:07 PM
She fell in love with a policeman and wanted to know if that was a truncheon in his pocket!
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 02, 2022, 05:02:57 AM
She fell in love with a chemist and got a reaction.
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Post by: jaypo on September 02, 2022, 07:46:07 AM
She fell in love with a beekeeper and got hives
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Post by: Songbird on September 02, 2022, 08:09:58 AM
Jaypo - how very dare you  :o - that was my one - look back - it took me ages to come up with it too
 :rofl:
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Post by: jillydoll on September 02, 2022, 01:34:34 PM
Youve gotta watch her you know Songbird! 👀  ;D


She fell in love with a dentist……..but got extracted!  ::)
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Post by: Ju Ju on September 02, 2022, 01:40:20 PM
She fell in love with a tree surgeon, but got felled.

Oh dear, this is catching…….!
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Post by: Flossieteacake on September 02, 2022, 01:46:54 PM
She fell in love with a chef and got whipped.
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Post by: jillydoll on September 02, 2022, 01:49:13 PM


She fell in love with a delivery driver……..but he never showed up.
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Post by: jaypo on September 02, 2022, 02:18:55 PM
Aaaaahahahahaha sue me for copywriter songbird  ;D

Fell in love with a skittle player and got bowled over
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Post by: Flossieteacake on September 02, 2022, 03:13:39 PM
She fell in love with a delivery driver and he gave her his package.
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Post by: jillydoll on September 02, 2022, 05:04:30 PM
Haha better than mine Flossieteacake.  ;D



She fell in love with a sex therapist……..and caught the clap.  ;D
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Post by: C.C. on September 02, 2022, 06:02:25 PM
She fell in love with a deep-sea fisherman and got crabs.

thanks jillydoll for the inspiration ;D
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 02, 2022, 06:48:59 PM
She fell in love with a hotel manager and got checked out.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 03, 2022, 01:30:48 PM
She fell in love with an author and got penned in.
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Post by: ElkWarning on September 03, 2022, 05:02:03 PM
She fell in love with a carpenter and got nailed
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Post by: ElkWarning on September 03, 2022, 05:02:48 PM
She fell in love with a fireman and got into 'the burning club'
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Post by: Flossieteacake on September 03, 2022, 05:06:02 PM
She fell in love with a mathematician and got pied.
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Post by: Marchlove on September 03, 2022, 08:26:35 PM
She fell in love with a financial advisor and received no interest.
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Post by: Marchlove on September 03, 2022, 08:33:00 PM
She fell in love with a Gp and got antidepressants.

Gosh this is addictive  ;D
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Post by: Jellyb on September 03, 2022, 08:52:26 PM
She fell in love with a dog groomer and got hand-stripped  ;D
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Post by: Joaniepat on September 03, 2022, 10:17:38 PM
She fell in love with a dog trainer and was brought to heel.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 04, 2022, 06:27:38 AM
She fell in love with an apple orchard grower and got becider self.

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Post by: Minusminnie on September 05, 2022, 06:57:34 AM
She fell in love with a fly fisherman and got hooked.
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Post by: C.C. on September 05, 2022, 01:23:45 PM
She fell in love with a bread maker and got a yeast infection
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Post by: jaypo on September 05, 2022, 01:45:51 PM
Fell in love with a watch maker and got ticked off
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Post by: Marchlove on September 05, 2022, 01:52:07 PM
She fell in love with a riding instructor and got trained.
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Post by: Songbird on September 05, 2022, 02:00:05 PM
She fell in love with a urologist and got p****d off! (Naughty Songbird!)
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Post by: jaypo on September 05, 2022, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Songbird on September 05, 2022, 02:00:05 PM
She fell in love with a urologist and got p****d off! (Naughty Songbird!)
;D ;D
Your on form today songbird
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Post by: Songbird on September 05, 2022, 04:02:06 PM
Why thank you dear Jaypo. I was particularly pleased with that one  ;D
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 06, 2022, 06:58:02 AM
She fell in love with a cleaner and got polished.
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Post by: holidaylover on September 06, 2022, 07:30:02 AM
She fell in love with 'the AA man' and went all the way.
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Post by: discogirl on September 06, 2022, 08:08:49 AM
Just wanted to say these are very good

x
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Post by: holidaylover on September 06, 2022, 10:46:04 AM
She fell in love with an optician then couldn't see a way out of it
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Post by: Flossieteacake on September 06, 2022, 10:49:43 AM
She fell in love with a refuse collector and got disposed of.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 06, 2022, 11:40:47 AM
She fell in love with a traffic warden and got just the ticket.
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Post by: Cazikins on September 06, 2022, 04:18:31 PM
She fell in love with a bird watcher & he gave her the thrush.
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Post by: milly on September 06, 2022, 04:40:55 PM
She fell in love with an accountant and he soon had her summed up
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 07, 2022, 05:40:14 AM
She fell in love with a window salesman and got a glazed look.
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Post by: jaypo on September 07, 2022, 08:03:07 AM
She fell in love with an artist and got framed
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Post by: Cazikins on September 07, 2022, 07:09:09 PM
She fell in love with a refuse collector and got dumped.
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Post by: Ju Ju on September 07, 2022, 09:45:29 PM
She fell in love with a fireman and got heated!

She fell in love with the window cleaner, then kicked the 🪣 bucket!
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 08, 2022, 06:31:43 AM
She fell in love with a diver and got into deep water.
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Post by: Flossieteacake on September 08, 2022, 07:19:34 AM
She fell in love with a web programmer and got a virus.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 11, 2022, 06:38:49 AM
She fell in love with a ventriloquist and got spoken for.
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Post by: Ju Ju on September 11, 2022, 04:11:59 PM
She fell in love with a lift attendant and found life was full of ups and downs!

She fell in love with a piano teacher, but couldn’t face the music.
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Post by: C.C. on September 11, 2022, 06:32:34 PM
She fell in love with a cricket player and got bowled over.

(not bad for a Canadian,EH? ;D)
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Post by: Marchlove on September 11, 2022, 06:59:55 PM
Not bad at all C.C.! xx
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Post by: holidaylover on September 13, 2022, 11:29:33 AM
She fell in love with the local greengrocer but couldn't handle his plums!  ;)
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 15, 2022, 05:25:05 AM
She fell in love with an archer and got the quivers.
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Post by: jaypo on September 15, 2022, 09:29:33 AM
She fell in love with a plumber and had a flush  ;D
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 15, 2022, 03:47:08 PM
She fell in love with a laundry worker and got hung out to dry.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 16, 2022, 04:55:03 AM
She fell in love with a chauffeur and got driven out.
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Post by: Ju Ju on September 16, 2022, 02:34:37 PM
She fell in love with a paramedic and was given mouth to mouth resuscitation……
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Post by: C.C. on September 16, 2022, 03:09:16 PM
She fell in love with a plow driver and got snowed.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 16, 2022, 11:58:24 PM
She fell in love with a journalist and got a long sentence.
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Post by: C.C. on September 17, 2022, 11:46:46 AM
She fell in love with Darth Vader and knew the power of the Dark Side
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 17, 2022, 01:23:21 PM
She fell in love with a bellringer and got tolled/told.
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Post by: Minusminnie on September 18, 2022, 06:22:14 AM
She fell in love with a restorer and got touched up.
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Post by: Minusminnie on October 20, 2022, 07:40:59 AM
She fell in love with a hotelier and got several reservations.
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Post by: Songbird on October 20, 2022, 08:48:09 AM
Dancer and got tango’d
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Post by: Minusminnie on October 25, 2022, 07:09:27 AM
She fell in love with a taxi driver and got a fare distance.
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Post by: Marchlove on October 25, 2022, 08:35:56 PM
She fell in love with a doctor and got some testosterone
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Post by: jaypo on October 29, 2022, 01:13:09 PM
She fell in love with a builder and got plastered
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Post by: Ju Ju on October 30, 2022, 09:52:47 PM
She fell in love with a fisherman and got hooked!

She fell in love with a mountaineer and experienced great heights!
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Post by: Minusminnie on February 28, 2023, 09:13:07 AM
She fell in love with a judge and got along fine.
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Post by: CLKD on February 28, 2023, 09:33:51 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Flossieteacake on February 28, 2023, 10:59:56 AM
She fell in love with a guinea pig and got lots of cuddles  :-*
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Post by: Joaniepat on February 28, 2023, 11:17:09 AM
Aaaah! Guinea pig therapy! (Have you got one?)
JP x
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Post by: jaypo on February 28, 2023, 11:56:40 AM
Quote from: Minusminnie on February 28, 2023, 09:13:07 AM
She fell in love with a judge and got along fine.

Oh VERY clever,come on minusminnie,how long did it take you  ;D
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Post by: Flossieteacake on February 28, 2023, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Joaniepat on February 28, 2023, 11:17:09 AM
Aaaah! Guinea pig therapy! (Have you got one?)
JP x

I used to but sadly menopause caused me to develop allergies to hay. You must always have more then one guinea pig as they are social animals. I had a group of five.  :)
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Post by: Minusminnie on October 25, 2023, 06:49:53 AM
She fell in love with a pharmacist and got some of her own medicine.
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Post by: jaypo on October 25, 2023, 07:42:03 AM
 ;D
She fell in love with a masseur but he rubbed her up the wrong way  :o
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Post by: SarahT on October 25, 2023, 09:03:17 AM
She fell in love with a shepherd... But he pulled the will over her eyes.🐏  ;D
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Post by: Minusminnie on October 25, 2023, 03:52:23 PM
 ;D …. ;D