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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: Loo53 on January 31, 2021, 07:35:19 AM
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I’ve noticed the obvious in your face ads lately for men’s erection problems, Numan. Nothing for women’s clitoral and orgasmic problems though. It makes my blood boil.
One advert for men made me laugh ;D regarding the thigh chafing effect in summer. Women have had chafed thighs for donkeys years in summer but never any any obvious ads for this problem.
Men have an ageing problem there’s a solution, women have a problem and it seems there there now run along dear you’re over the hill and shouldn’t be thinking like that at your age. Tsk act your age. You’re finished in the butt department.
Even adverts for beds and mattresses always a man and woman cuddling up in a double bed. Not a Just woman enjoying a huge bed to herself yaaay! ;D I remember waking up one day thinking why am I lying in this contraption next to this other human being I guess one could call it an epiphany? :o Never again. And yes I love being single. Whilst this sexist and stereotypical mentality exists then post menopausal women will always be put way back on the back burner...my rant for Sunday morning or maybe I’m having a menopausal wobbler... ;)
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Oh don't get me started on adverts,the do my head in,why is it for ice cream ADs,you always have a woman suggestively eating the ice cream,chocolate ads,a woman suggestively eating the chocolate and also why do they ALWAYS show women,lying in baths,do men not eat ice cream,chocolate or take a bath? >:( ;D
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I haven't seen my DH eating ice cream etc in the bath ............ ;D
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Well there's something you could change ;D
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;D ........
Can't get a camera crew in our bath room though ;)
Some adverts I simply don't understand :-\
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Jaypo...obviously not :)
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Maybe you've got a point Loo ;D
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Most are beyond me these days ;D
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And the bed advert that has the slow mo woman lying on the bed ! And the tena lady ad that has the woman looking absolutely delighted to be wearing the flaming things!
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Omg suzy yesssss,can't stand the one with the woman going....... I have a secret in my pants ;D hahahaha,yep,I'm sure you do honey ;D then a close up of her butt,just in case we didn't know where she wears her pants ;D
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...... and no panty liner in evidence. I mutter each time, 'there's no liner in those knickers' ;D
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;D Are we now officially grumpy old women?
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'now' - I've been that for 20 years ;D
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:-X :-X ;D
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If U can't beat them ?
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And the bed advert that has the slow mo woman lying on the bed ! And the tena lady ad that has the woman looking absolutely delighted to be wearing the flaming things!
;D ;D ;D
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Omg suzy yesssss,can't stand the one with the woman going....... I have a secret in my pants ;D hahahaha,yep,I'm sure you do honey ;D then a close up of her butt,just in case we didn't know where she wears her pants ;D
;D ;D ;D
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And the bed advert that has the slow mo woman lying on the bed ! And the tena lady ad that has the woman looking absolutely delighted to be wearing the flaming things!
And those adverts with women talking about peeing themselves In various ways how degrading, and that advert for VAGISAN or VAGISIL in massive pink letters across the tubing like Im going to walk around with THAT in my supermarket trolley up to the checkout. Anyone remember that clip with Jim Carey in me myself and Irene in the supermarket? Do we see PENISIL OR PENISAN cream emblazoned on anything? ::)
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Ha,yes,ALWAYS women in bed, I think that's all we must do,roll about in bed eating chocolate and ice cream suggestively >:(
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Isn't there one showing an "older" woman who can now go abseiling now she's wearing Tena's or something. Cringe.
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She never looks 'older' to me >:( ;D
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I agree!
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Hey ladies,we need to make an advert,we'd soon tell em ;D
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Anyone notice - in the advert for that silly 'cooler' thingy - how the child doesn't flinch when it's attached to the pram hood ;D and why would any1 need a 'cooler' thingy on the beach :o - GET INTO THE SHADE WOMAN, get into the shade :rofl: and I'm not being sexist :whist:
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It's the domino's one I can't stand just now all that flippin yodelling >:(
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The 1 I love is the ? AA ? advert with the dog sitting in front of the hot air blower ....... makes me smile every time. Must Get Out More ;D
I don't find the yodelling 1 too bad, I have an on-off thingy anyway.
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Haha,yes,we mute it every time it come on ;D
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All through le Tour it was adverts from years++ ago, I'm sure most of those animals on the RSPCA films are long gone ! and those donkeys ...........
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What's the advert just now that all they do is go ooooooooooooowwwwwwww it drives me up the wall,it gets muted now too
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Is that ordering pizza or something ?
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It's for some contactless payment thing.. I hate that advert too..
The pizza ordering one however I do like
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Think that's it Jo4545,can you believe people get paid lots of money to make that rubbish
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That whiney Welsh kid advertising life insurance >:(
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Johnny Depps new one…….😜😜
Yes I definitely would. Twice! 🤣😂
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Get yer paws off,he's MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEE ;D
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Go Compare makes me really angry even the 1 with the 3 puppies ........
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One battery power which will clean your whole home - mayB the Queen could get her money back ;D
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Only if you don't have a moulting dog...
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OF which the Queen has had many over the years ........... for a dog I believe one uses Flash ......... :whist:
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It's the domino advert for me just now I HATE IT omg the telly nearly goes out the window,now they have a new centre parcs one with some obnoxious kid singing/wailing aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh morning everyone ;D
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Afternoon ............
CentreParcs are so expensive! I hate the Danny Dyer short advert for his programme too >:(
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One battery power which will clean your whole home - mayB the Queen could get her money back ;D
The battery in my vacuum lasts 20 minutes apparently, its never run out when I have used it :whist:
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:rofl: I'm glad that you said 'in my vacuum' .......... or I might have been led astray :vibe: :whist:
I know where both my sharks are ;-)
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Oooh Mrs you are awful, but I like you :lol:
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That dates us :clapping:
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I was just a baby when he was on tv :whist:
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How did he get away with it all :o
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It still makes me laugh when he says that and then gives the interviewer a shove, then wobbles on his high heals!
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OF which the Queen has had many over the years ........... for a dog I believe one uses Flash ......... :whist:
The spray white dung ad? We have enough of the stuff on the outside without spraying it round the house 💩
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;D.
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Oh blimey,they only get worse,don't know what the advert was for because I was stunned by its ridiculousness,a couple sitting opposite each other speaking like dolphins..........the tv goes on silent more and more on ad breaks these days
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;D. it took me a while to fathom .......... (see what I did there ) - it's for moon-pig cards I think, making sure that the message of love gets through properly. I think :-\
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Oh blimey,they only get worse,don't know what the advert was for because I was stunned by its ridiculousness,a couple sitting opposite each other speaking like dolphins..........the tv goes on silent more and more on ad breaks these days
I saw this, it’s bizarre :o
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Blimey are ad makers all on drugs or summat?
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it's a way of making the buying public remember the product. However :rofl:
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;D
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Any1 looking at the cat food advert: a chinchilla supposedly eating wet meat ;D but doesn't have any gravy round her chin or whiskers :D
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Oh,don't think I've seen that one yet,the one for pet insurance is funny,the lady lying on the sofa crying,saying.......I don't know how you do it and it pans to a bald cat sitting on a chair ;D
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I don't understand that advert jaypo :D.
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No, I don't really understand what they're trying to say either ;D the chihuahua is cute too :D
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When adverts used to be funny
https://youtu.be/kb0kiiB3O-o
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DH got it and is now ;D :-\
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C.mas is on it's way, according to the adverts. >:(
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Haha,it always makes me laugh
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So I see Tena has surpassed itself with its new advert,we now have a woman sitting on the loo telling us about the pad,I mean really?
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So I see Tena has surpassed itself with its new advert,we now have a woman sitting on the loo telling us about the pad,I mean really?
That ad makes me cringe.
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So I see Tena has surpassed itself with its new advert,we now have a woman sitting on the loo telling us about the pad,I mean really?
:rofl: I know, Jaypo and Flossie. I cringe every time it comes on. I said to my hubby……
“You couldn’t pay me enough to do that ad!” He said, “don’t be so hasty Songbird!” Think of the cruise it would pay for! ;D ;D
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;D. practical as always :lol:
I don't think it's necessary to sit on the lav to make a point. >:(
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So I see Tena has surpassed itself with its new advert,we now have a woman sitting on the loo telling us about the pad,I mean really?
:rofl: I know, Jaypo and Flossie. I cringe every time it comes on. I said to my hubby……
“You couldn’t pay me enough to do that ad!” He said, “don’t be so hasty Songbird!” Think of the cruise it would pay for! ;D ;D
;D
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I think the majority of us know where we go to wee,I mean we don't have men sitting on the loo advertising diocalm 🤢😂🤣
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I think the majority of us know where we go to wee,I mean we don't have men sitting on the loo advertising diocalm 🤢😂🤣
🤣. Oh the very thought 😲🤢
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I hate that advert too. It's always as though women's bodies are public property somehow. Yuk!
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I hadn't thought of that aspect!
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And their other advert is just as bad,the two women at exercise class,I mean who actually talks to their friends like that.......oh my pads so heavy, I won't be able to get up off the floor 😳😳😳😳😳
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And their other advert is just as bad,the two women at exercise class,I mean who actually talks to their friends like that.......oh my pads so heavy, I won't be able to get up off the floor 😳😳😳😳😳
🤣🤣. Exactly Jaypo. My pal wouldn't go back to the class with me if I came out with that! :o
And the bit where the woman is on the shoulders of some man jigging away at a gig - let's hope her pad holds 😂😳
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Eeeeoooowwww 😂🤣😂🤣
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I wouldn't go to class in the first place :-\ ::). Too much like hard work :D
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Dito. ;D
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The one driving me mad at the mo is the all singing all dancing I love Mondays,think it's for an employment agency, I was waiting for it to be a joke of some sort 🤣
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Oh I know Jaypo. Annoying lot >:(…..
There are two getting on my nerves at the minute - the persistent “Verisure” adverts - the most recent one shows 3 expectant mums all ready to pop, saying that what they all need is a verisure alarm ;D…
Surely your priority would be a bang load of gas and air ;D ;D
And the other annoying one is the Sun Life insurance ad where the man talks about parsnip jam - :sick02: and when the woman says she’s taken a plan out, he says….
“Oh congratulations” - :stupid:
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Yes,songbird because that's how we all engage in banter with our neighbours ;D
The other one is for lenor or something where they're all standing in the rain,then this one man naked at the window :o 🤢 I mean really?! I'd be calling my local cop shop ;D
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Yes,songbird because that's how we all engage in banter with our neighbours ;D
The other one is for lenor or something where they're all standing in the rain,then this one man naked at the window :o 🤢 I mean really?! I'd be calling my local cop shop ;D
Urgh, I know the one you mean. The dreadful singing 'Where is the sun'. I mute the advert right away.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhh I even sung that in my head whilst I read it Flossie ;D
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Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhh I even sung that in my head whilst I read it Flossie ;D
I did too! ;D
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I switch that particular advert OFF - they couldn't pay me enough to take part in the singing about 'lenor' and the one where they are hugging the sheets, the same product. If the perfume from laundry powders can be smelt after a wash, then the rinse cycle isn't good = possibility of allergies!
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I switch that particular advert OFF - they couldn't pay me enough to take part in the singing about 'lenor' and the one where they are hugging the sheets, the same product. If the perfume from laundry powders can be smelt after a wash, then the rinse cycle isn't good = possibility of allergies!
That is what I always think too! How can it be healthy for a product to smell strongly after being washed. ;D
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There's another 1: how using a product can make the laundry which is dried inside, smell like the outdoors: that'll be manure/slurry spreading then ;D or cleaning out the poultry farms, diesel from lorries driving by :D
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There's another 1: how using a product can make the laundry which is dried inside, smell like the outdoors: that'll be manure/slurry spreading then ;D or cleaning out the poultry farms, diesel from lorries driving by :D
;D Or if you live in London, The River Thames...
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;D
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The Domino Pizza advert I can't stand, 🤬
🗣 Domino.....o...ooooo. 🤨
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The Domino Pizza advert I can't stand, 🤬
🗣 Domino.....o...ooooo. 🤨
I hate that so much! :bang:
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Yodellay - ay - oh ;D
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Aaarrgghh JIIIIIILLLLLLL I HATE that one too ;D
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https://youtu.be/0tkHV8AseZU
This is when they used to make brilliant adverts
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;D
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I'll tell you what advert I like just now.....
"Just sold my car to we buy any car"... ;D
I'll bet lots of you are singing the line right now..
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:rofl:
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Now an ear worm, NOOOOOO. - it's 1 that we switch off. Fast!
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I love the Aldi one,taking the mick out of M&S and the caterpillar cake ;D
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Ooh yes, Jaypo, Cuthbert vs Colin (the caterpillar cake) - that is a good one…
I’d eat any of them, I have to say… ;D
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What about the tesco one where the shopping trolly acts like a dog.? 🤯
Omg, I hate it! 😤
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Oh yes Jilly - that’s got to be the stoopidest advert out just now - I’ll bet there was a whole team of graduates sitting at a Tesco meeting “brainstorming” the next great advert they should launch.
God help us! What numpty put “trolley and sheepdog” together?! :poke2:
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What the hell is the advert with lots of bums in it all about,is it for loo roll? 🤷♀️ ;D
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I thought that the trolley was off to get help, by the time it returns the guy is out of the hole anyway :-\
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I don't see any of your ads, but we have equally annoying commercials that make me cringe. ::)
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Describe one for us C.C....It would be nice to know that the UK is not the only place producing cringy ads ;D
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There's an ad for Bareskin condoms with animated graphics that simulate the climax of the man...it's gross. There's also an ad for Always Menstrual Pads, they demonstrate how absorbent they are but they use red liquid so it looks like diluted blood. It used to be purple liquid. ::) And generally, there are ads that have jingles that one time listening is more than enough. The mute button on the remote is at the ready.
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There's an ad for Bareskin condoms with animated graphics that simulate the climax of the man...it's gross. There's also an ad for Always Menstrual Pads, they demonstrate how absorbent they are but they use red liquid so it looks like diluted blood. It used to be purple liquid. ::) And generally, there are ads that have jingles that one time listening is more than enough. The mute button on the remote is at the ready.
:rofl: Oh C.C. - I reckon Canada wins. Absolutely priceless ;D ;D
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We used to have one for some adult sex toys C.C used to be quite funny,then the one for erectile dysfunction where the voice over names every name a man's todger has been called 🤣😂
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Oh that’s right Jaypo - cringe fest!
Slightly off topic but I used to hate it if someone at work decided to have an Ann Summers party 😖…
I used to think, what on earth am I going to buy? And then I’d think, are any of my colleagues saying..
“Did you see what Songbird bought?” 🤣. Geez, it was absolute rubbish! Give me a Tupperware party any day ;D ;D
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Sadly Tupperware are going out of business :'(
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There's an ad for Bareskin condoms with animated graphics that simulate the climax of the man...it's gross. There's also an ad for Always Menstrual Pads, they demonstrate how absorbent they are but they use red liquid so it looks like diluted blood. It used to be purple liquid. ::) And generally, there are ads that have jingles that one time listening is more than enough. The mute button on the remote is at the ready.
:rofl: Oh C.C. - I reckon Canada wins. Absolutely priceless ;D ;D
Songbird, it's probably on YouTube if you want to check it out ;D
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Oh songbird if I was you I'd have bought the biggest D**do there was,so they WOULD talk about me 🤣😂🤣
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Has anyone seen the robinsons get thirsty advert? They gargle "this girl is on fire" then some wailing child sings it,WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!??
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Has anyone seen the robinsons get thirsty advert? They gargle "this girl is on fire" then some wailing child sings it,WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!??
Urgh, that advert is awful!
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Not yet. Some adverts aren't country wide.
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Oh it's a throw the telly out the window one ;D
You'll find it on YouTube clkd
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Gross :(
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Now there's a runner who does wash for over 72 hours :o ........... 'cos his stuff doesn't need updating ........ :D
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Haha,yes,what's the point of a deodorant that lasts 72 hours!?! Do you know anyone who doesn't wash for THAT long? ;D
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I had the misfortune of seeing one of the worst adverts this week. It featured two cartoon coins acting as a car decoration and singing an irritating song over and over again to the driver. It was awful! >:(
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Did U have an ear-worm?
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Did U have an ear-worm?
Yes I did. :(
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And these people who come up with these adverts get PAID :o
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And these people who come up with these adverts get PAID :o
Imagine getting paid to irritate the nation!
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And these people who come up with these adverts get PAID :o
Imagine getting paid to irritate the nation!
That’s practically everyone in Politics just now, Flossie ;D ;D. Geez, they need to grow up and get real >:(
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:lol: :rofl:
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And these people who come up with these adverts get PAID :o
Imagine getting paid to irritate the nation!
That’s practically everyone in Politics just now, Flossie ;D ;D. Geez, they need to grow up and get real >:(
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There's another one,think it's for Tresemme shampoo,where she whispers,omg it REALLY irritates me......not difficult to do these days mind you ;D
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There's another one,think it's for Tresemme shampoo,where she whispers,omg it REALLY irritates me......not difficult to do these days mind you ;D
Whispering annoys me too. Luckily I have not seen that advert. :)
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that particular shampoo made my hair dry and my scalp very very itchy :o >:(
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Coz it's rubbish,salons stopped using it years ago .
Haha so it's not just me Flossie ;D
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Coz it's rubbish,salons stopped using it years ago .
Haha so it's not just me Flossie ;D
I always cringe when I hear those ASMR videos with people whispering. I do not find them relaxing at all!
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Anyone seen the funny Twix advert,with the two bears watching the two people? Really funny,at last,someone who's come up with a decent advert,instead of singing and wrecking decent songs 🥳
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Haven’t seen that one Jaypo. Ooh, I love a twix 😋…..
The ones that are blinkin irritating me just now are the Verisure ones. Geez, I could do a better job at acting than that lot in those ads :o……..
Honestly, if I was in the market for a house alarm I would actively avoid Verisure (all because of the advert) ;D
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Aww look it up on YouTube songbird,it's quite clever and funny.
Oh yes,bloody verisure ;D that's how we all talk to our friends isn't it ?
The one that's changed is Jane plan,we used to be in stitches as they all used to use their hands to talk but obviously someone has pointed this out and they don't do it now
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Oh yeah. Bloody Jane Plan! That's another one! "No guessing - meals are all calorie controlled" don't you know ;D... Calorie controlled means teeny portions. ;D
Just noticed I moaned about Verisure a couple of months ago - blinkin brain fog again ;)
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I've heard of 'if pigs fly' but now it's goats ;D ...... CGI has a lot to answer for; I can't even remember what the advert is about ::)
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There's a cornetto one too where some woman SQUEALS at the end of the advert,omg I have to silence it >:(
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It's a selfish advert. Most get the switch off treatment as we go through the day ;D
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OH GROSS :-X the Viagra advert >:(
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There are a few,which one?
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Where's he having it away with a Hoovery thingy in the background ...... then they both come back looking dishevelled. Should be followed by an advert for hair spray ;D
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;D ;D
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Not a TV advert but “tv- related” nonetheless ;D…..
Did anyone see Damian Lewis’s woeful rendition of God Save The King at Silverstone yesterday? Now that was seriously cringe worthy :o……Stick to acting would be my gentle suggestion ???
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An aaacctttorrrrrr giving it welly 🙄
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Nope. Deliberately didn't switch it on. ;D
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Anyone seen the funny Twix advert,with the two bears watching the two people? Really funny,at last,someone who's come up with a decent advert,instead of singing and wrecking decent songs 🥳
I came here to mention this advert. Love it ;D
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The Morrisons ad where a woman's salad box keeps popping open while the other woman is blethering about something to do with Morrisons.
It tickles me more than it probably should ;D
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Not seen that one yet, I try to ignore ads as much as I can lol
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OH GROSS :-X the Viagra advert >:(
Especially when you've just sat down to eat!
The worst ads are the funeral ones when your watching That's 60s channel 71 reminiscing on my youth! OMG did I really dance like that! :o
The JML ads are the most annoying as they go on forever and the presenters are so over the top with the demonstration!
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;D. watching le Tour de France for 3 weeks, the adverts must be 20 years old. Those dogs on the RSPCA were probably PTS ages ago and then there's a funeral advert ...... as if someone sitting on a street cafe would continue drinking they coffee: in my day you stood and bowed your head as a hearse drove by, not discuss funeral plans ::)
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The chewing gum advert with a man dancing to 'Call me maybe' is awful! It comes on all the time and it is so cringey. >:(
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I think that parts of the UK get different adverts ............ :-\ ???
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I think that parts of the UK get different adverts ............ :-\ ???
I think so too. Thankfully you have not seen this advert! ;D
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Is it as bad as the man sh*****ing the vacuum cleaner in the background .......... >:( :-X
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Is it as bad as the man sh*****ing the vacuum cleaner in the background .......... >:( :-X
I dont think I know that one.
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We buy any car 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Love all these ads you all seem to hate! ;D Particularly we buy any car, I'd love to do my own version and call me maybe. The new Samsung advert, done like a scarey movie is very clever.
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We buy any car 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Nooo! Now I have that awful jingle in my head!
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Love all these ads you all seem to hate! ;D Particularly we buy any car, I'd love to do my own version and call me maybe. The new Samsung advert, done like a scarey movie is very clever.
;D
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Sorry Flossie ;D
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Sorry Flossie ;D
You are forgiven. ;D
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The man whose case of baked beans gets lost in transit :-X
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What's with the Venus Fly-trap 'toys' in Waitrose :-\. A helpful person told me that's what those huge green faces might be. Enough to scare kids I would have thought ;D
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Ha,my OH just asked about that advert and what the heck is it doing ;D
It's now the Etsy advert that's doing my head in,some bloke singing.....well, I say singing ;D
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It's because of the Xmas advert by John Lewis.
A giant Venus fly trap. ::)
I personally think it's the worst John Lewis advert ever!
I look forward to their Xmas advert every year, this year I'm disappointed! 🤷♀️
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We must B in a different area as we don't seem to be getting those, apart from Dawn French ..........
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I loved when Lidl or Aldi (get them mixed up) took the mickey out of M&S with the caterpillar cake,was so funny
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It's because of the Xmas advert by John Lewis.
A giant Venus fly trap. ::)
Isn’t it a reverse play on the plant Audrey 2 out of The Little Shop of Horrors to J L big shop of goodies.
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Whoosh of Fresh ......... WTF :-X
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A Christmas advert for a Bar called Charlie's Bar in Enniskillen..... Am in floods of tears, and not all can be blamed on hormones. ;D
Find it online and tell me you don't try either! X
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That's had a lot of views today. It feels a little staged ........... the dog hasn't wagged its tail which is a worry :'(. Done on a iPhone?
Can't get the John Lewis 1 at all! waste of money unless it's simply to sell their green things which are enough to scare any child under the age of 30 ;D
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That's had a lot of views today. It feels a little staged ........... the dog hasn't wagged its tail which is a worry :'(. Done on a iPhone?
The dog belongs to the couple (they are a real couple) and it does wag it's tail if you watch it again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-67541181 Didn't make me cry though - but that song really grates on me - sorry ;D
Taz x
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All these OTT adverts bug the life out of me,stop spending millions on them and TAKE YOUR PRICES DOWN instead,rant over
Morning everyone ;D
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Jaypo, you given up on playing Happy in the Christmas panto then? ;D
I send a hug instead. 😁
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And hear in mind I passed the audition for Grumpy with flying colours. 😡
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Morning jaypo. Agree entirely ;D
I'll look closer at the tail next time 8)
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Jaypo, you given up on playing Happy in the Christmas panto then? ;D
I send a hug instead. 😁
;D ;D Hey,I'm all sweetness and light I'll have you know 😇😇😇😂
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Dobbies looking for happy souls to be Santa's elves again this year Jaypo. I've put both of our names down :rofl:
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Is it take your own outfits though :-\ as I'm no good with a needle ;D
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A Grinch outfit may be suitable for me some days....
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:foryou:
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And those two SarahT. :scottie:
I, on the other hand, would make a lovely Mrs Santa clause. 🤶 :whist:
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I've certainly enough chin hairs to fit that role :-\
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Oh ladies thank you! I know have a slightly wonky Grinch smile on my face! 😻
CLKD, I mean I am the lowest maintenance girl you could ever meet, but purchased one of those same like peach fuzz removers. Game changer honestly - even if husband thinks the buzzing sound in the bathroom came from a more exciting gadget.... ;) Ask for one on your note to Mr Santa?
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CLKD, if you're on the nice list, I'd ask for the peach fuzz remover AND the dodgy gadget that Sarah mentioned ;D ;)
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Oh let's be clear here, I did 100% mean a lady fuzz remover on her list, wouldn't dream of anything in the bedroom dept haha
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Dobbies looking for happy souls to be Santa's elves again this year Jaypo. I've put both of our names down :rofl:
Thanks songbird,will see you at Dobbies,oh how I love to scare the darling little shi..........children ;D
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And those two SarahT. :scottie:
I, on the other hand, would make a lovely Mrs Santa clause. 🤶 :whist:
Yeah,you'd better run,after all your complaining,I felt bad and sent your Xmas card early ;D
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Ahh did you honey?
Thank you. 😊
It'd better be a good un. ..... :whist:
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It's perfect for you 🤭
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:rofl:
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The 1 with the grannies on sledges is amusing ..........
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That's what we need,more humour in adverts,all these ridiculous perfume and after
shave adverts with with half naked women and men..........oh,wait a minute ;D
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>rubs glasses 🤓 <. We don't get those adverts :-\ ;D. However, the 'daisy' one, filmed in the Summer ........ obviously not selling enough product to be able to make a Winter version :D
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That one not only drives me up the wall but some of those girls were very young looking to be sexualised and I'm glad they've cut out that "daisy daisy daisy daisy"
I used to like the Morrisons one with the two older ladies,one says.....we say we come here for the breakfasts but we really just come here for a good natter don't we and the other one says.......I come for the breakfast 🤣😂
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:o
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Yeahhhhhh, but Sauvage has me going every time I see it. :boobs:
My OH likes the J'adore advert. ... :cuss:
When my eyes are popping out at Johnny, he gets me back when Charlize comes on. :clapping:
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Aww blimey me too,I'm drooling when he walks towards camera,wish there was a door I could open on the telly 😂
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U R welcome to him :-\
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When did Michael Bublllleee make that advert - middle of Summer or last year when he was over :-\
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Why are the stars doing the Just Eat adverts?
Haven't they enough money coming in! 🙄 💰💰💰💰💰💰
Samuel L Jackson doing the Warburtons Bread advert.
Now that one gets my goat! 🐐
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Oh blimey,is that the one with Christina Aguilera (spelling??) and another woman? All you see are boobs 😂
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Dear God, I know, Jaypo. Boobs and ball gowns - exactly what I associate with Just Eat :o..
How many donner kebabs do you reckon Christina eats? :-X
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😂🤣 must be a lot considering the size of her norks 😆🤣
The advert for saving energy is typical of this hypocritical country......only boil as much water as you need,batch bake food and freeze it turn your heating down,then it comes to Christmas and there's enough Christmas lights to collapse the National Grid,so does it not count at Xmas then? 🙄😂
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Nope - nor does it count when leaders around the World fly to Dubai this time to discuss Climate Change
So get those lights out ::)
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As for Prince Charles spouting about climate change,when was the last time he took an easy jet 😂🤣
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And wearing a neck tie with marbles or something on ..........
These bods aren't a good advert for not polluting the Planet. Then there's the various active volcanoes around the World!
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Oh pleeeeeeeease someone tell Etsy to remove their adverts,a blind rage descends upon me and I'm one step away from hurtling the closest object at the tv............and breeeeeeathe 😂
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R U able to point me into the direction of Etsy advert., what am I missing
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It's dreadful. >:(
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Look it up on YouTube clkd,this AWFUL singing 😩😩😩😩😩 give me the grannies sledging down the hill any day
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OK
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I love the grannies sledging down the hill. Makes me all 🥲🥲🥲
This is me apparently, so my OH says,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEzHokvql14
🤣😂
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Loved that over C.mas ;D
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Yep,that's definitely you Jill ;D
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I'm the one in the hat ...........
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They haven't included me,drunk and disorderly ;D
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Nah, you'd scare all the kiddies. 🤣😂
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Awww I'm lovely me,you KNOW how much I adore kids ;D
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Yep. Like a hole in your head! 🤣😂
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OMG!!! The pot noodle one?? I mean REALLY?!?
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I like the Tesco one with the couple at the till.
Yeahhhh yeahhhhh ehhhhh. ;D
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Febreze fabric refresher ........ so that she can wear her jacket 'one more time' :-\. Hang it on the line outside ;D. Or spray with cool water then hang over a radiator ..... get rid of the chemicals ..........
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I love the one that's on now,with the little girl at a party, with a cold, sucking the chocolate off the peanuts and popping the peanuts in another bowl,then a man eating the peanuts ,totally gross but funny,think it's for a pharmacy or something? He can't understand how he's caught a cold ;D
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GROSS :-X
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It's for Boots chemist ;D
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"slimfast" - doesn't look as though it's working :-\
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;D ;D That's what my OH said
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It gives completely the wrong impression of those taking part in the advert. :-\
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I think it's Kelly Brooke who used to be a model,making a total idiot of herself,mind you,if you look at slim fast you'll be astounded by the amount of sugar in it 🤷♀️
I hate that bloody meerkat ones,just ruined a perfectly good shania twain song >:(
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Meerkats are awful singers - I saw a load of them murdering a Bruno Mars number at Blair Drummond Safari Park :rofl:
It's the M and S one that annoys me just now. A load of millennials in swimwear "inflating" objects to the soundtrack of Pump Up The Jam. That sums up the summer season for M and S :o.
What on earth is that about? 🤷♀️
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HELLLLLLLPPPPP SOMEONE!! Songbird has gone even more mentaler 😂🤣😂🤣
Hope you got their autograph
I'm just glad they've changed the pot noodle one 😩😩😩😩
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I'll be clucking like a chicken in no time Jaypo ;D
I agree. The pot noodle one is truly awful. :(
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That pot noodle one, my OH won’t even look at the tele when it’s on. Makes him….🤬. 😂
The M&S one is just barmy!
In a perfect world, we’d have Johnny Depp doing his stuff on the sauvage advert, just repeating itself over and over…………. :clapping:
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Oh yes please :D
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Nope!
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Get outtttttaaaaaaa here clkd ;D
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Jorge Lorenzo for adverts ;)
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WHOOOOOOO?? ;D
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Do a search ;-). A real dish, especially in. his MotoGP leathers :whist:
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Oh god, just KNEW leathers or Lycra would be involved ;D
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:rofl:
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She’s at it again isn’t she. ;D
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Yep.
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Can't take her anywhere ::)
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Unless it's under Valium to Lugano ?
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Had a good giggle from this old Irn Bru advert,they were always funny
https://youtu.be/RmxS2DreHcU?si=zvI5IUmRIpdcU5gf
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Brilliant ;D ;D.
They just don't make them like they used to :clapping:
Do you remember the irn bru one where the elderly lady knits herself a balaclava and takes herself along to her local corner shop (in her mobility scooter) and steals some irn bru :rofl:
Geez, they banned it because it was advocating robbery - apparently :stupid:
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This bloody country is unreal,yes I remember that one,how DARE we laugh at such a thing 🤨 what about the Fanny one? If you haven't seen it,look it up on YouTube,it's hilarious
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Vagina Monologs ?
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https://youtu.be/iFEmtJRSrvw?si=xWJkDqm1AkWSOLv4
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The Twix one makes me giggle every time - 'it's the snap as they break in two' ;D
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Oh yes,that one is very clever,love it
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Whereas that wombat with those meerkats :( :-X
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CANT STAND THAT ADVERT!!! Ruined a perfectly good song >:(
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I've never waited long enough to hear what song it might be :rofl: remote control is so useful 8)
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Give me strength ;D - does any1 understand the one about toilet paper :-\ :-X Someone somewhere has lost the Plot and it ain't me :D
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Describe that one CLKD - can’t think of that one 🤔…….
What about the Irish lady sitting on the loo with her pants down (of course :o) asking why we still use period pads for wee leaks - for heaven’s sake - you could not pay me enough - seriously - although Mr Songbird says I shouldn’t be so hasty ;D
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She'll still have her pants on though..just another pair round her ankles. ;) I'd do it but as someone who's done naked modelling for art students, there's very little I wouldn't do. ;D
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Love the twix one too. Took me while to get it. ::)
The tena lady’s I find weird.
If that was me, I’d not be sitting on some blokes neck watching a gig. I just wouldn’t do it! 😟
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A bloke is apparently sitting on the loo then leaves the cubicle and kind of dances towards the sink with a loo roll in his hand :-\ and there's a Lab puppy briefly in the advert..
Any1 tried CRAP products, much cheaper loo paper a few months ago so we stocked up ;). Even the box is recyclable ....... probably not the way that the paper disappears though. I hate the thought of visiting a country where one can't flush :o
I hate the girl on the loo, doesn't she have anything better to do ........... we use what is appropriate, we don't need telling :bang:
And that white Chinchilla cat has never been anywhere near that sloppy cat food ;D
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Why does she HAVE to be sitting on the loo anyway?? We all know how to use a toilet !!
Hahaha that one with the woman on his shoulders, she's a big gal,her husband must be strong ;D if I did that to my OH I'd flatten him
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I’d probably blow my OHs head off. 💨💨💨💨………… :rofl:
Oooppppssssss, sorry babe! ;D 😷
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Yep, I'd flatten OH and blow his head off too ;D
I used to be able to keep little fluffs to myself but not now ;D. OH has an amazing sense of smell :o and he never believes me when I blame the cockapoo ;D
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Eeeooowwww you're both disgusting, I NEVER do that ☺️😇😂
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;D. women never smell :whist:
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:rofl:
Yeah right ;)
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Of course Right ;D
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Only posh people ‘pass wind’ . :rofl:
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Royalty have some1 to do it for them ;)
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I just pass a gentle breeze thank you very much ;D
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Love that idea. Won't be walking Bhind you though :D
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A gentle breeze? …….oh yeeaahhhhhhh.
Remember when I rang you, I heard you on the toilet! 💨💨💨💨
Nearly blew my phone outa my hand! :rofl:
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Silent but violent that's me (I mean that's the cockapoo!) :rofl:
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Omg that was hilarious Jill 😂🤣 hadn't laughed like that for ages .
Aww poor cockapoo but yeah,our dogs are tiny but boy can they pong, have a big fan by the sofa and I just switch it on and it blows any smells over to my OH ;D
Saw that Ad you were talking about clkd,the guy with the loo roll? What the actual hell is that all about? Are ad makers on drugs or something?!?
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I don't understand that 1 at all :o and think that it's wrong to have a puppy involved.
Do different areas have to suffer different adverts.?
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The toilet roll advert with the puppy and the bloke in cowboy boots?
Is that the one?
I have no idea how that passed to become an advert. What’s it all about? 🤔
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Wish we knew ;D
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Never heard of it so we must not get it in our region.
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The odd coloured shoes give it away ;D
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Yeah and he kinda shuffles to the mirror?
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What's that about, a try for Strictly ?
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Why does he put the loo roll on the shelf? Am I missing something? 🤪
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It's called 'post poo euphoria' apparently. Seems to be a male thing 🤣
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:rofl: :thankyou: have U nowt else to do :D
Would this be the equivalent to the woman on the loo ?
Any1 tried CRAP products?
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It's called 'post poo euphoria' apparently. Seems to be a male thing 🤣
Is that like when my dog "goes" then runs round the garden? ;D
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:scottie: :lol:
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:rofl: :thankyou: have U nowt else to do :D
. I was trying to help answer the question as to what the advert is all about while watching the rain through the pub window 🤣
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Was the advert part of the conversation round the pub table ?
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I wondered why my OH runs round everywhere with a massive smile on his face after he’s been the loo. 😀 ;D
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:rofl: Mine is now going upstairs :whist: may report back later ;-)
What I hate is for example: le Tour de France have shown the same adverts for at least 5 years >:(
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Was the advert part of the conversation round the pub table ?
They have all googled it and know about the campaign so it's old news in my pub 🤣
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Who admitted it first :D
There are so many adverts that are quite honestly too deep for me and nope, DH didn't come downstairs dancing and skipping :-X
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There is an advert for a baby nappy which supposedly holds POO when he is laying down.
Now that is something that I could well have done with during my menstruating years! Might have saved a lot of laundering of bath towels that I laid on in the night as well as underwear.
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Just had to revive this thread
Has anyone seen that AWFUL Lynx advert? One bloke sniffing another blokes crotch,then a woman sniffing a man's behind,omg people actually get paid for this?!?
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Is that the one with the dog? I just don't get it.
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No that's a different one but I know the one you mean,advert makers try soooo hard to be "out there" but fail miserably,the one with the dog is odd also,to say the least 🙄
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Perhaps they made a fortune afterwards selling it to the Porn for Weirdos site? ;D
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;D you would know Sheila ;D ;D
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Nah, I only sniff 🐑 backsides. :na: : ;)
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I LOVE the new cherry Lynx deodorant advert.
The one with the dog.
It’s hilarious. 🤣
Friendly? …..yeah right! 🤣😂
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Apart from not really understanding it, I find it a bit creepy.
Then again, I don't understand modern perfume adverts. You don't know what they're advertising until the very end and then the contents of the advert usually has no connection to the name of the perfume.
Am I just getting old?🧓
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Nah, I only sniff 🐑 backsides. :na: : ;)
🤣😂
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I find it creepy too,isn't that some guy who now identifies as a dog? I read about him not long ago.
As for perfume ads,as far as I can tell,all they're saying is.......you'll have sex if you wear this perfume 🤷♀️.........just off to Boots folks 😂
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Don't all rush at once ;D
I haven't worn perfume for years++ after going into a theatre where every after shave etc. was hanging in the air :-X :(. It made me feel really ill ........... a man walked past me yesterday smelling lovely :D. Out in the fresh air, he smelt clean and fresh. 8)
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As for perfume ads,as far as I can tell,all they're saying is.......you'll have sex if you wear this perfume 🤷♀️.........just off to Boots folks 😂
;D ;D ;D
Watch out, jaypo's on the prowl ;D
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;D
Meeowwww