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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: littleminnie on December 30, 2019, 07:55:58 PM

Title: Menopause Test
Post by: littleminnie on December 30, 2019, 07:55:58 PM: Tesco are selling a menopause test kit :o
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: CLKD on December 31, 2019, 02:50:57 PM: "Every Little Helps" ? ;)

How is it supposed to work. Surely that's a 1 April product ? :D
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: littleminnie on December 31, 2019, 04:14:34 PM: Not sure how it works. They have a â€˜new range' of menopause products.
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Post by: Ladybt28 on December 31, 2019, 04:26:59 PM: My husband says "it's actually a frying pan and after a month if you have the impression of you're husband's face on the bottom of it, then you are menopausal"!! :rofl:

OOOh wonder what it actually does? Maybe it tests FSH to see if it has dropped sufficiently for you to be considered menopausal combined with your age???
We relying on you to tell us what the packet says littleminnie :) I can guarantee they won't have them here in Northern Ireland!
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: Cazikins on December 31, 2019, 04:56:51 PM: Here you go ladies:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/304403979'sc_cmp=ppc*GHS+-+Grocery+-+New*PX+%7C+Shopping+GSC+%7C+All+Products+%2B+Tesco+Brand*New:+Non-Food:+Health+%26+Beauty:+Health+%26+Beauty*PRODUCT_GROUP304403979*&ds_rl=1116019&ds_rl=1116016&ds_rl=1116019&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1uDy9Kzg5gIVRbTtCh2ILwZqEAQYASABEgIf2fD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: Sparrow on December 31, 2019, 05:01:08 PM: I'm more intrigued as to why it's on the same page as a cucumber 🥒. :o ::)
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: Ladybt28 on December 31, 2019, 05:04:54 PM: Cheers Cazikins - if you read the more detailed info, it is does indeed test Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH).
The details from the Tesco site doesn't really say much does it so I looked elsewhere xx
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: Cazikins on December 31, 2019, 05:15:37 PM: Quote from: Shadyglade on December 31, 2019, 05:01:08 PM
I'm more intrigued as to why it's on the same page as a cucumber 🥒. :o ::)

I know I saw that too ;D ;D

Quote from: Ladybt28 on December 31, 2019, 05:04:54 PM
Cheers Cazikins - if you read the more detailed info, it is does indeed test Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH).
The details from the Tesco site doesn't really say much does it so I looked elsewhere xx

Yes I saw that too Ladybt - not sure I need a test at my age but I suppose it's an option for some woman to get an idea of things??? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: CLKD on December 31, 2019, 06:03:46 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: littleminnie on January 01, 2020, 06:49:47 PM: Â£7.46 if anyone is interested in buying one.
Title: Re: Menopause Test
Post by: littleminnie on January 01, 2020, 07:50:24 PM: Really, never seen them before.
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Post by: CLKD on January 01, 2020, 08:02:11 PM: Oh how messy ;D and we don't have a clock in our bathroom so getting the reading of results spot on might be difficult. Might buy 1 out of curio though it's made in France :-X
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Post by: littleminnie on January 02, 2020, 04:09:52 PM: The instructions will be in English too. I think you just wee on it :o
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Post by: CLKD on January 02, 2020, 04:10:34 PM: It is in English - that's how I found out that it might be a messy procedure ;D
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Post by: littleminnie on January 02, 2020, 04:25:53 PM: Ahh
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Post by: CLKD on January 02, 2020, 04:33:56 PM: Anyone going to test drive this product ?
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Post by: Cazikins on January 03, 2020, 05:44:25 PM: Don't need to CLKD - I know where I am in it all.. ;) ;)
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Post by: jillydoll on January 03, 2020, 09:55:08 PM: He's got a point Ladybt.... :rofl: