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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: squeaker99 on November 01, 2019, 03:27:36 PM

Title: Lighting Flatulence Dos and Don'ts
Post by: squeaker99 on November 01, 2019, 03:27:36 PM
I thought I had better post this in a different thread so not to trivialise the original post on gastric issues
and for those who have expressed an interest! When Meno had me on the ropes

1. Consume a  lunch and dinner rich in brassicas (onions/sprouts/cabbage), bakes beans, mustard, condiments.
2. Let digest until late afternoon the next day.
3. Put on a pair of jeans . Darken room.
4. LIe on back, legs crouching in the air.
5. Rock too and fro at least 3/4 times.
6. Breath and relax.
7. With the aid of a trusted assistant light match (longer the match the better) and hold flame
approx 4 inches away from blast area.

(Author takes no responsibility for anyone being harmed or psychologically scarred during the above).
Title: Re: Lighting Flatulence Dos and Don'ts
Post by: jaypo on November 01, 2019, 04:31:24 PM
 ;D ;D Brilliant squeaker
Title: Re: Lighting Flatulence Dos and Don'ts
Post by: jillydoll on November 01, 2019, 06:02:43 PM
That's me every night! . 🧨💨🤪.             🙀😂