Menopause Matters Forum
General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: CLKD on June 13, 2019, 08:30:23 AM
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Giraffes
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Dogs x
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The Dali Lama.
You need wisdom in a time of crisis.
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:thankyou:
Fodder storage
Buckets/mops
Pails - for drinking water
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Mass loads of hrt. 😂
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;D
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Can I bring a fan please?a whirly one that is,not one that wants my autograph 😆
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of course - but the sails on the Ark will help ;D
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No one wants your autograph, believe me! 🤣😂🤣😂
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You didn't complain when I signed your butt 😆😂
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:rofl:
Ice cream...we need ice cream!
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But the lions would lap it all :D
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Chocolate
Wine
Crisps
Cheese
Gin
Paracetamol
Fruit
Tv with Netflix
iPad
Spare knickers
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….and wait for it....wait for it...
(which one will be the first to comment on the "spare knickers"!!!!!!).
I know who my monies on..... :-X
Take it there are no animals in this ark? we are just saving things like chocolate, wine, Jillydolls' butt ...the "essential's rather than the environment? mind you suppose that's a bit old hat really, it's been done before! :)
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The intention was animals - see my giraffe but we ditched the camels 'cos they spit :D
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Cows and chickens.
Then we have milk and eggs.
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I'm saying nothing ladybt 🤐🤐 but wait,does that constitute me saying something first?😆😂
Sheep,then we have wool,any knitters?
I said knitters😂
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?woolly knickers....too warm will increase the flushes!!!
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😆😂 but I like my woolly knickers
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Are they not scratchy?? ;D
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Yes,they're lovely 😆😂🤣
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:rofl:
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What use would the giraffe be ::)
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To climb up to look for land! Silly! 😂😂
I do not want woolly knickers, thank you very much! 🤨
Im use to silk, so we need to bring along silk worms! 🤨
And ladies, you don't want to know what she wrote on my butt! 😂
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Silk worms - it's cruel. They are bred and then boiled alive :o and one needs lots of grub for them.
Looking for a change in the weather too!
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Scrap that then.😆
I'll have no knickers at all, I'll go commando, cuz I'm not wearing woolly Knick nacks!
Everyone will just have to excuse my booty....😂
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.. botty even?
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I wrote a B on each cheek,what does that spell Jill 😆😂
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Eye candy - George Clooney, Johnny Depp
Homemade Victoria sandwich
An elephant & definitely the giraffe
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Well, that covers half hour Yorkie....🤣😂🤣
Jay= my brothers a bob! Don't want him on my arse, thank you! 🤣😂🤣
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;D ;D ;D ;D oh dear!
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I love a victoria sponge, got to have plenty jam though...other favourite red velvet!! :P Although today's naught treat was a strawberry tart!!!! (one treat a week, usually ;D).
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Sorry ladybt 😆😂🤣
Even the GF Victoria sponges are nice,my OH doesn't notice anything different with them
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Flasks coffee, gotta have me coffee.
Jay, you can't take a fan, we'll have NO electric....😆😂
Unless we can get a wind turbine, oh hang on, everybody eat a can beans....🤣😂🤣😂
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You keep your butt out of my direction 😆 I've said that a few times in my life 😆🤣😂
We need a generator then,need my fan
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Jaypo, do the Kate winslet and Leonardo de caprio titanic scene at the bow of the ark, that could be breezy x
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We could get men to hold them massive fans, just standing over us wafting them too n throw? 🤣😂
All the better if their fit, and scantily dressed! :hapij:
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You back on the testosterone Jilly? Think you're dose is too high? A scantily dressed Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler if the other thread is anything to go by! ;)
Can I bring my doggies on the Ark? In fact can we bring all the doggies in the world on the Ark?
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Two of each ;-). Vets will be required .........
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Oh I couldn't leave my little doggies
Yes CG I could do that,I'd want the scantily clad Mr Depp though,not leonardo😊
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In that case, we need poo bags and some pooper scoopers!
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I'd like a selection of owls and a couple of pandas, they can share my hammock so they won't get in anyone's way ;D
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And some sloths,they'd make us all feel active 😊
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I'm with you on those too, love owls & pandas....🐼 oh we gotta ducks too.
Ladybt.....I'm not on testosterone! 🤣😂🤣 gawd help all mankind if I was! 🤣😂🤣🤣
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No, they'd make you feel active! 🤣😂🤣
Can't have them, no trees! 🤣😂🤣😂
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Up the giraffes neck?
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No, you'll be up there, your our look out....😂🤣😂
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Bit of pole dancing?😆
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The giraffe will love that....😂🤣
Mind you, at least it long! 😆😂
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You've met my husband you should know 😆😂🤣😂😆
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A hahahaha, jay! 🤨 😂
What time is this ark leaving? 🤔
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Yesterday :lol: you are all late :whist:
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Come backkkkkkk, .........😭😭😱
😂🤣😂
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Got the wind in my sails, BYYEEE :D
Headed for Norway - if you cycle hard we can meet up ::)
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Oh cricky, got the wrong one, ended up in Sweden! ......hang on, I'm coming! 🚵🏼♀️🚵🏼♀️🚵🏼♀️🚵🏼♀️
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I can see U ......... but you are on a racing camel :whip: :lol:
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We're coming, waaiiittttt, oops, my camel just spit in someone's eye! 😬
I ent half sore! 😳
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It's the humps!! ;D
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Don't let her kid you,Jill likes humps 😆😂
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Ohhh, should I sit between the humps? 😂🤣
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Dunno,between your humps and camels humps I'd get confused 😆
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Maybe an elephants better!
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Now yer talking 😆
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Clkd, put us/ me on camels! ......it's her fault.....😞
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Yes clkd,it's your fault 😁
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Already comes with it's own hose to fill the bath!!
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I want to say something but not gonna 😆😂
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Oh go on, you know u want to!! ;D
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🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
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Have we caught up then?
The Ark left without us.....
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Yep. Feeding time now. Then it will be mops and buckets for sluicing out - anyone ???
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I need a rest, I've just rode a camel, 1.000 miles, can I have a break please?
What's for dinner? 😋 I'm starving hungry......
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You have to earn your food, get hold of that mop Girl ;D and don't slosh animal do onto my slippers :P
DH is cooking something with chicken breasts ........ oh! that's the other thread :D
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😆😂 but what about hippos 🦛 clkd they sploosh their poo everywhere with their tails
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Just finished watching jungle book! No camels or hippo's but there were elephants!
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I couldn't watch a re-run .......
Hippos ;D - if they aim their botties over the edge it might work?
All tidy now. Feet up?
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I only saw it for the first time over xmas as I was worried it would ruin my memories of first film I saw in the cinema as a child!! Still love the original but love this one too.
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Was it good? Disney died half way through the original and it shows :-\
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Please miss, can I have some MORE.? .....still hungry,....I've splashed,and splished, and rubbed and dubbed( jays bad language) and I'm worn out....😧
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Feet up! Banana with ice-cream?
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Yes, thank you....🤗
We need a hammock. To have a snooze in.....😴
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Slung between the giraffes ;D
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Good idea. You go first....😁
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Nope. I've fallen out of too many in the past :lol:
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Whose first for the Hammock? ........any takers? 🦒 🦒
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;D ....... too busy mopping and sloshing decks then ::)
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They'll all jump in it when they've finished! 😆
Come on, get a move on.....😉
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Done! All tidy. Mind U don't slip though :o
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;D found it :D
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Sun is out, I've cancelled my plan to build an Ark ;D
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Oh that's a bit rash, it's CHUCKING it down in South Northants/Oxfordshire/Bucks area :o with thunder :-X
Even our ponds are over-flowing ......
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Agree CLKD, did you see the pictures of the flooding on the Isle of White ?
We should sail our Ark in that direction, me thinks.
Now, I would like to add some Meerkats ? They're cute and funny. Can I, can I ?
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Well if pants is getting to take a meerkat I want to take a sloth,have you ever watched that programme where the ladies rescue them,ohhhhh they're just toooooooo cute
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Isle of Man caught it yesterday - a flood wall was being repaired so there was a gap in it so the river rushed through :o
Yep meerkats and sloths welcome
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Maybe I meant the Isle of Man ? ? ! !
Some Isle anyway ;)
Can I add Otters :)
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Koala bears aswell....love em....🥰
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Koalas smell of eucalyptus :-X
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Yeah but if Jill carries it around with her it'll counteract her windy smells 😆😂🤣
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A pair of red pandas. They are sooo cute. Will distract us from any funny smells !!
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watching Bristol Zoo at night on TV - tiger cub arrived :-*
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Aaww. They are cute when they are little. Then they grow up ... a bit like people.
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Can't have one on the Ark though, it would eat the koala !
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There will be a need for LARGE pick up bags :-X
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https://imgur.com/gallery/7JHndtZ
Two of these,I've been round horses many many years and this one has passed me by,never heard of it,just stunning
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That's me as a horse! Same colour, better body though! The horse not me! 🤣😂🤣😂
Stunning Jay...the horse not me! 🤣😂🤣
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It's a bit of a worry though: there's a submarine in the background :o or is it a modern-day Ark ;D
I bought a book a few years back: there were breeds of horses that I had never heard of ::) mainly from those areas of Russia/Mongolia that had been under wraps.
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I looked some images up on google and oh my,they are stunning,no Jill not of you of the horse 😆😂