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Menopause Discussion => All things menopause => Topic started by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 04:43:07 PM

Title: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 04:43:07 PM: My joke to the sales assistant at boots got every woman in the queue talking bout stress incontinence!.
My day so far has consisted of coughing and weeing, talking about E and P and T , an internal exam, being given "yes lube in front of my mother and obsessing about shrinking labia minora.
Think there's only one thing for it now. Gonna haul my dry shrivelled undercarriage off the sofa and go get some prosecco therapy :drunklaf:
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: CLKD on December 21, 2018, 05:30:57 PM: >hands over glass< :D - in front of YOUR MOTHER :o
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Annie0710 on December 21, 2018, 05:33:06 PM: Lol !
I am just getting over bronchitis and I needed tena pads !! X
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: CLKD on December 21, 2018, 05:35:18 PM: Oh don't remind me. I did a hacking cough on Monday whilst walking down the street and my whole vagina opened up :o fortunately with no dribble.
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 05:37:26 PM: Crikey. If we all got together and put it to music it would be like the Bellagio fountains in Vegas!
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: CLKD on December 21, 2018, 05:56:44 PM: I don't fly so I'll opt for those in Alnwick Gardens ;)
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 06:04:33 PM: Good idea. I think i might write a travel book "places I have wet myself".
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Post by: Conolly on December 21, 2018, 06:13:48 PM: Hello Tc,

That is a terrific marketing strategy! By the way, I should have been wearing one when I read your post.
:rofl:

Conolly X
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 06:41:15 PM: ConollyI like your style.pmsl.haha
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Conolly on December 21, 2018, 07:19:00 PM: Maybe I need to drink, a socially more acceptable excuse then a drying vagina...
:drunklaf:
Conolly X
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Tc on December 21, 2018, 07:26:00 PM: Thirsty vagina? Pinot grigio!!! You won't see that in any medical journal🍷
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Conolly on December 21, 2018, 07:30:45 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Two hoots on December 21, 2018, 07:35:50 PM: :lol:
Title: Re: Free tenna lady with every bottle of cough mixture?
Post by: Lanzalover on December 21, 2018, 08:37:10 PM: :lol:

Lanzalover x