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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: CLKD on December 10, 2018, 07:31:07 PM

Title: Don't drink and drive
Post by: CLKD on December 10, 2018, 07:31:07 PM
I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time  to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several beers followed by a couple  of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something I've never done before.... I took a taxi home. Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock,  but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know  where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it..

So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.

 


 




Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: Joaniepat on December 10, 2018, 07:33:26 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:

JPx
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: jaypo on December 10, 2018, 07:43:46 PM
Oh my, that's hilarious,thanks clkd,still smiling 😂
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: Rosebush on December 11, 2018, 09:19:32 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: Lanzalover on December 12, 2018, 08:26:24 AM
That made me smile


Lanzalover x
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: JaneinPen on December 12, 2018, 08:45:32 AM
Ha! Ha! Put a smile on my face for the day
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: NaturalMystic on January 23, 2019, 08:13:23 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: CLKD on January 23, 2019, 08:15:10 PM
I sat and read that and thought 'someone has scammed me, I have never been out for a drink ....... '  ;D
Title: Re: Don't drink and drive
Post by: Ellen May on January 29, 2019, 01:30:41 PM
 ;D