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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Katejo on November 01, 2018, 08:40:00 PM

Title: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Katejo on November 01, 2018, 08:40:00 PM
In Russell Square today there is a whiteboard with the following message

"The larger you are, the harder it will be to kidnap you.   Have fun and eat cake!"
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Ladybt28 on November 02, 2018, 02:02:49 PM
 ;D brill - was it at Russell square tube?
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: CLKD on November 02, 2018, 02:42:52 PM
Not PC but I love it  :cupcake:
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Katejo on November 02, 2018, 08:52:53 PM
Quote from: Ladybt28 on November 02, 2018, 02:02:49 PM
;D brill - was it at Russell square tube?
  Yes it was.  I work nearby so often go past.
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Ladybt28 on November 03, 2018, 12:26:19 AM
When my son used to have to go to Great Ormond Street hospital we would use Russell Square station.  Whoever it is with that wicked sense of humour has been working there a very long time - we used to see those white boards all the time - every one a giggle  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: NorthArm on November 03, 2018, 02:15:42 AM
Gosh! They did that years ago when I lived there 😂😂...always started my day with a smile....
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Salad on November 03, 2018, 04:36:41 PM
Love it!

I gave my dog a trumpet on the Underground

He went from Barking to Tooting in 10 minutes  :D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Katejo on November 03, 2018, 04:50:22 PM
Quote from: Ladybt28 on November 03, 2018, 12:26:19 AM
When my son used to have to go to Great Ormond Street hospital we would use Russell Square station.  Whoever it is with that wicked sense of humour has been working there a very long time - we used to see those white boards all the time - every one a giggle  ;D ;D
Yes I have seen others before now. I have been working there for a very long time. I mostly walk from Euston in the mornings due to queues for the lifts at Russell Square but often travel home from there.
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: CLKD on November 03, 2018, 08:55:11 PM
 ;D. you certainly need something to lift the Spirits if you do *that* daily  >:(  ::)
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Sparrow on June 02, 2019, 09:18:00 PM
Wonderful stuff.

I knew there was a good reason not to diet out there.

Health and safety.  ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: jillydoll on June 03, 2019, 09:52:04 PM
Haha salads dog..... :rofl:  love it..... ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Salad on June 03, 2019, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: jillydoll on June 03, 2019, 09:52:04 PM
Haha salads dog..... :rofl:  love it..... ;D

Thanks  :D. I laughed for days after hearing it  :scottie:
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: ariadne on June 05, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
Not in a tube station but seen on the back of a scaffolding company's lorry.

"We hope your next erection will be in our safe hands"

🙈

Ariadne xx
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Rainy kelly on October 29, 2019, 07:55:57 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Jeepers on October 29, 2019, 02:02:44 PM
I saw this recently outside a bar in America:

"Alcohol is not the answer.... but then again, neither is milk!"

made me chuckle

Jeepers xx

Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: CLKD on October 29, 2019, 02:21:00 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Hurdity on December 05, 2019, 03:14:45 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Katejo on January 10, 2020, 08:27:11 PM
Quote from: Hurdity on December 05, 2019, 03:14:45 PM
;D
 
I saw a new one of these today at the same station. It said ' The odd sock which goes missing in the washing machine  reappears as a Tupperware lid which doesn't fit any of your boxes'  😁
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: CLKD on January 10, 2020, 09:07:26 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Joke caption on whiteboard in tube station
Post by: Foxylady on January 11, 2020, 12:11:22 PM
 ;) ::) :rofl: