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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Kate50 on February 02, 2016, 05:25:28 PM

Title: getting old
Post by: Kate50 on February 02, 2016, 05:25:28 PM

Sitting in the hospital waiting to get my hormone bloods done cos doctors got a 3 week wait! Watching all the old people with their ailments and thinking I don't want any of that shit just pump me full of hormones I will save the NHS a fortune!  On dealing with my menopausal symptoms been given some pretty rubbish advice by some consultants like have a whisky bf you go to sleep at night to help you sleep? ? Doubt I'll get that on prescription! And just keep applying steroid cream to your bits as if that ain't gonna make the skin more thinner? ?? Good job I got a sense of humour! ;D

Title: Re: getting old
Post by: Dulciana on February 12, 2016, 08:55:48 PM

I completely agree, Kate50 - a sense of humour is what we all need, to get us through this time of life.  Maybe one day, we'll be able to get one on prescription!   ;D

Title: Re: getting old
Post by: Joyce on February 12, 2016, 11:23:39 PM

I asked for WD40 on prescription yesterday, but guess what there isn't such a thing.  ;D ;D ;D