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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: CLKD on January 23, 2016, 01:48:31 PM

Title: What Religion is your 'bra?
Post by: CLKD on January 23, 2016, 01:48:31 PM: A man walked into the ladies department
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.. '
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic,
Salvation Army, Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills....
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E , F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Post by: dazned on January 23, 2016, 02:31:54 PM: ;D
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Post by: babyjane on January 23, 2016, 02:41:18 PM: :rofl:
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Post by: Joyce on January 23, 2016, 04:10:13 PM: :rofl:
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Post by: Mandz on February 28, 2016, 10:26:32 AM: Love it xxx
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Post by: spiritguide on March 02, 2016, 09:23:53 PM: :D Ha!
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Post by: TropicalVon69 on March 08, 2016, 07:46:15 PM: :lol::boobs: :boobs:....since its international women's day I've opted for non fenominational free spirit ;-)....or free breastacles ;D
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Post by: CLKD on March 08, 2016, 08:17:51 PM: I've been free since I had surgery in 1995 8)
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Post by: Galadriel on March 08, 2016, 08:57:18 PM: Mine is more of a sheep dog

Rounds 'em up and points 'em in the right direction ;)
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Post by: CLKD on March 09, 2016, 11:51:38 AM: Photos?
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Post by: Galadriel on March 09, 2016, 02:18:19 PM: :rofl:

In the interests of health and safety and common decency, probably not ;)
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Post by: CLKD on March 09, 2016, 05:28:58 PM: :lol: â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦

My mammo result came back this morning, 2 weeks after the test, all normal :)
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Post by: Dorothy on March 09, 2016, 08:13:34 PM: Congratulations!
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Post by: CLKD on March 09, 2016, 08:24:12 PM: :thankyou:
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Post by: TropicalVon69 on March 12, 2016, 09:33:56 AM: Aw that's brilliant clkd, so chuffed for you xxx
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Post by: libby1 on March 12, 2016, 12:47:13 PM: Yay!!!

Libby
x
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Post by: CLKD on March 12, 2016, 05:27:15 PM: :thankyou:
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Post by: CLKD on August 27, 2016, 07:21:07 PM: They don't believe in wearing one?
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Post by: babyjane on August 28, 2016, 01:06:29 PM: oh very good :clapping:
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Post by: CLKD on August 28, 2016, 03:04:30 PM: :thankyou: :lol:
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Post by: Tempest on August 29, 2016, 08:13:57 PM: Love it!!!!

:rofl:

Two peas on an ironing board or a marble in a sock over here, I'm afraid! ;D
Title: Re: What Religion is your 'bra?
Post by: CLKD on August 29, 2016, 10:43:35 PM: â€¦â€¦â€¦.. go without ;) [as I have done since surgery in the 1990s unless we are going somewhere Very Very Posh]