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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: dazned on August 27, 2015, 03:42:32 PM

Title: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: dazned on August 27, 2015, 03:42:32 PM
Yes it's true ladies beware !

Thought I'd best do some polishing so set off armed with my duster and spray polish saw a particular dirty spot and gave it a good squirt ....straight into my eye !!!!! Ouch !!!
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: honeybun on August 27, 2015, 04:41:23 PM
Sorry but .... :rofl:

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

I was cleaning the bath not that long ago and some water was on the floor. I leaned into the bath, my food slipped on the water and I went in head first.

Good to know I'm not the only clumsy one  ;D


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Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: dazned on August 27, 2015, 04:58:26 PM
I'll let you off laughing ,only cos I know you mind !  ;)
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Joyce on August 27, 2015, 05:00:09 PM
I'm laughing too, sorry.   ;D Blooming hurts, I've done similar.
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Dulciana on August 27, 2015, 08:29:40 PM
Quote from: honeybun on August 27, 2015, 04:41:23 PM
I was cleaning the bath not that long ago and some water was on the floor. I leaned into the bath, my food slipped on the water and I went in head first.Honeybun X

Your food, HB?? 
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: CLKD on August 27, 2015, 08:30:36 PM
 ;D ………
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: honeybun on August 27, 2015, 08:31:02 PM
Oh heck told you I was clumsy  ;D


Of course I meant my foot....I think  ::)


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Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Ju Ju on September 10, 2015, 09:43:29 PM
My house is dangerous enough without doing any work on it. The door frames keep bashing into me and the door handles keep trying to dig into me. I have the bruises to prove it!  :o DH says I have poor special awareness. He doesn't know what he's talking about. They're out to get me! :neutral:
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: honeybun on September 10, 2015, 09:50:42 PM
Course they are Ju Ju  ;D


Any excuse not to do much housework sounds good to me.


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Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Joyce on September 10, 2015, 09:57:08 PM
"Poor special awareness"  Ju Ju.  ;D Auto correct I assume.
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Ju Ju on September 11, 2015, 01:16:48 AM
Spacial.....maybe special as in special needs? Definitely auto correct!
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Ju Ju on September 11, 2015, 01:28:58 AM
DH has just shown me a quote from Joan Rivers.

" I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: rantywoman on September 16, 2015, 12:59:19 PM
There's another from Quention Crisp...."the dust doesn't get any worse after the first four years"  ;D
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: CLKD on September 16, 2015, 03:15:35 PM
I only used to dust when my cat left paw prints  ;)
Title: Re: Positive proof housework is dangerous to your health !
Post by: Dulciana on September 16, 2015, 07:48:51 PM
Quote from: Ju Ju on September 11, 2015, 01:28:58 AM
DH has just shown me a quote from Joan Rivers.

" I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

I slightly know where she's coming from....!     ::)