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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: CLKD on April 08, 2015, 08:30:48 PM

Title: Stand and deliver!
Post by: CLKD on April 08, 2015, 08:30:48 PM

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the
cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this
security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a lot clearer for pensioners.

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: toffeecushion on April 09, 2015, 08:27:24 AM

That's so funny ;D

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: Galadriel on April 09, 2015, 08:53:36 AM

:lol:

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: Greyhoundgal on April 09, 2015, 12:46:26 PM

Hope this was a made-up story and not real-life CLKD  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: wanttobehappyagain on April 09, 2015, 04:19:15 PM

Thanks for this - made me cry with laughter  :D :D

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: CLKD on April 09, 2015, 04:45:16 PM

Nicked it from another forum  ;)

Title: Re: Stand and deliver!
Post by: babyjane on April 14, 2015, 07:07:51 PM

that's really funny  ;D