Menopause Matters Forum
Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: CLKD on March 17, 2015, 07:08:29 PM
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked a few spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and then drove to the Police Station.
The Sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
No Charges were filed.
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This has made my day ;D ;D ;D
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Just brilliant. ;D
Only trouble is...at our golf club there was a member who had exactly the same car as us....can't say how many times I struggled to get into his car....good job I didn't have a gun.....even went for a walk one day with the dog around the course, popped the dog into the car :o and went for a coffee.....the guy was almost home when he discovered my dog in his car ;D
Honeybun
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:rofl: and the dog thought :D
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She was happy, she knew the guy. How he did not notice her sooner as she sits on the parcel shelf for short journeys ;D
Daft or what .....me that is not the other man or the dog ;D
Honeybun
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Love it! 8)
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:rofl:
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How he did not notice her sooner as she sits on the parcel shelf for short journeys ;D
Maybe he thought you had a cuddly toy there - would have given him a shock when she moved :o