Menopause Matters Forum
General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: Lindilou on February 14, 2015, 12:02:56 PM
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"When your'e right no one remembers, when your'e wrong no one forgets !"
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"I love you more today than yesterday, yesterday you reallly got on my nerves"
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Im trying to think of some. Your last one was funny ;D
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Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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The light at the end of the tunnel.... is a train coming in the opposite direction !!
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Someday my prince will come.... at the moment they're stuck in Boots....
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Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!!
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Life is unfair, but sometimes it's unfair in your favour. JOHN F KENNEDY (1917–1963)
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My mum always said to me
A poor workman always blames his tools
when she was teaching me to knit and sew.
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I have bumped the other similar threads …….. might jog a few memories [I think Billy Connolloy has a similar theme in one of his shows 'you wait until your father gets home' and 'I'll give you something to cry about' ::) ]
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One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces fit back together.
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Is it necessary for English speakers to say as much as we do?
i.e. safe haven …… wrong because a haven is what it says on the tin
"I hadn't done that (before)"
I thought of several examples earlier ::)
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My grandmother use to say " if yo want to live & thrive, let a spider run alive" whenever she saw a spider.
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My grandmother use to say " if yo want to live & thrive, let a spider run alive" whenever she saw a spider.
I will tell my son that one. My son scared of them and will not be happy till we caught it even a tiny one. We tell him we caught it and put it outside. Anything for a quite life!
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Spiders are scary 'cos they scuttle ::) - I rarely kill one, how about buying one of those spider catchery things from lakeland - then you can examine it in safety, they really are quite clever! those knees for starters ;). I have a biggy in our garden shed, it scurried into a large web which is where it will stay until I get the long-handled feather duster ;D