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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: jedigirl on January 27, 2015, 06:01:29 PM

Title: favourite joke
Post by: jedigirl on January 27, 2015, 06:01:29 PM: This is nothing to do with menopause but one of the kids at school told me this joke today and its now officially my favourite joke;
What did one snowman say to the other?
"Can you smell carrots?"!!!!
Please post your favourite, we need the chuckles!! X
Title: Re: favourite joke
Post by: Millykin on January 27, 2015, 11:49:11 PM: What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath!
Title: Re: favourite joke
Post by: jedigirl on January 28, 2015, 07:26:49 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Dulciana on January 28, 2015, 08:26:01 AM: What's green and hairy and goes up and down?
A gooseberry in a lift.
(My Dad's joke from the 1960's.)

How do you get four elephants into a mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
You can't, because the elephants are there already.
(Ditto above!)
Title: Re: favourite joke
Post by: CJ-sleepless on January 28, 2015, 10:46:17 AM: A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

:-\
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Post by: jedigirl on January 28, 2015, 06:44:26 PM: Brilliant!!
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Post by: CLKD on January 30, 2015, 12:43:37 PM: ;D
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Post by: oldsheep on February 12, 2015, 10:33:59 AM: I have no idea why I found this soooo funny, but it's not really a joke, it's something a doctor wrote in his notes:

Mr X was to have a bowel resection but he became a stockbroker instead.
Title: Re: favourite joke
Post by: honorsmum on February 14, 2015, 01:41:46 PM: My children's favourite joke -

What's brown and sticky?

...a stick!