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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: honeybun on December 20, 2014, 07:49:32 PM
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Not quite sure why I'm sharing because I know everyone will laugh but.....
Right just go with me me here.... Ordered a Chinese for dinner. We have a carry out in our village. Hubby normally runs me down to collect it but as he is a bit poorly I went myself.
Decided to have a quick wee before I went. Came straight out the loo and put my jacket on and went.
Came home and dished up. Hubby came and sat down in the kitchen. I was still busying about when he told me I had something attached to my jeans. OMG it was a long bit of loo roll. :o
Now it was bad enough that he pointed it out, but was it on view at the Chinese carry out. There were three men waiting to be served and me who had phoned ahead. My jacket is not that long and I suspect I walked from the car with this wafting behind me.
:wub: :wub:
Really want to curl up here.
Oh heck. I know I can be a bit dipsy at times but ..... ::)
Kill me now.
Honeyb
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Well, you could have had your skirt tucked into your nickers! I've had a few cringing moments, but too embarrassed to share!! :o
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I wonder if they noticed? Usually people are so busy these days ;) ………. after all, it's That Time of Year when anything Goes :-X ………..
Skirt caught up would have been worse ……...
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So a long bit of loo roll wafting in the breeze is better how exactly. ;D
Oh every time I think about it my toes curl. At least if it had been a skirt it just might have been covered by my jacket.
Honeyb
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Was it dusk or better still, dark? Maybe who ever was looking on would think it was C.mas trimmings ….. like those chains that we used to make as kids !
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It was dark.....but not in the carry out :o
Still want to curl up ;D.
I think wine is required now.
Honeyb
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2 large glasses then....... :)
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:lol:
was it coloured paper ?
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White with the aloe squares to make it
SOFT, SOFT SOFT.
Like that helps ;D
Honeyb
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:-X :rofl: ………. at least if 'they' are talking about you and the loo roll 'they' won't be talking about anyone else ……. :whist: is there CCTV in the area?
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I love it honeybun! If they noticed they probably thought you were part of an office party fancy dress or something - people are always wearing werid things at this time of year ;D
Just as an aside - interesting difference in language between the two countries I wasn't aware of - in England we call it the Chinese take-away, or just the take-away, and I've never heard of "the carry-out"! Must be a Scottish name for it?
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We carry out all sorts, Indian Chinese Chips and booze.
Umm, don't think that jeans and a jacket with a flutter of loo roll constitutes fancy dress. And they know me, when I phone to order I don't even give my name and I only go twice a month. I actually walked along the main road from where I parked my car.
Fluttering all the way ::)
Honeyb
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So a long bit of loo roll wafting in the breeze is better how exactly. ;D
Oh every time I think about it my toes curl. At least if it had been a skirt it just might have been covered by my jacket.
Honeyb
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It could have been worse HB.
If it had been caught in a skirt- then the skirt would probably have been caught in your knickers, and it wouldn't have been covered by any jacket. Well, that's what happened to me...........
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Oh heck Limpy, I'm so glad it's not just me that's the dip stick ;D
Still having toe curling moments.
Honeyb
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Oh dear - cringing for you but doubt anyone notice and if they did so what!
I remember reading about woman who went for colposcopy (legs in stirrups :P) and befor she went in she went for a pee - no loo paper so grabbed tissue from bottom of her handbag .......
Whilst in stirrups doctor said - um what's this ? And gave her a postage stamp which must have been stuck to the tissue and had stuck itself to her erm pubic hair. Lol. First class obviously. :rofl:
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:lol: . …………
carry out is from across the Pond ……...
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Oh oooppps ;D
I once exited ladies loo, at a very posh wedding, with my dress tucked in my knickers. Fortunately some lovely lady rescued me from further embarrassment!
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Not unless they pronounce it
Caaairee Oooot
;D
Honeyb
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You are not the only one Honeyb - scroll to 6.20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_P51oNrMtM
Taz x :D
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Hey there
I too had my skirt tucked in my pants......was after the birth of my second child who was 11lbs 14 oz at birth so on return to work the panties were large!!!!!!
Thankfully i was in the staff area of the heath centre and a colleague spotted me before I went outdoors ....
Oooer Mrs January xxx
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Pmsl ladies, youve made me laugh...no mean feat this morning.....just think of it as spreading the joy honey bun and be thankful it was only a pee you went for :rofl:
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You know I thought of that in the middle of the night. Now that would have been really really bad ;D
Honeyb
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Its happened to me in the Shopping centre, my skirt tucked into my pants, a lady rushed up and told me.
Mortified did not begin to describe it :o :o :o
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Oh err HB :o
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At least some ladies would tell us - I would do at my age but would the younger generation :o
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I have to admit I sat in a car park once and watched a rather large lady walk very slowly to her car. It wasn't until she turned around to load her shopping into the boot that I saw she had her skirt tucked into a very large pair of knickers. She got in the car and drove off, blissfully unaware that she had flashed the whole car park.
Hope she went straight home ::)
Honeyb
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My son was with me and was about 15 at the time. His eyes were out on stalks. I don't think he realised you could get knickers that size ;D
Honeyb
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:rofl:
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I once stopped a lady in a supermarket to tell her that she had a popsock hanging out of the bottom of her trouser leg
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I have found a pair of tights inside my trousers. Thought something didn't feel right ;D
The things we do. :o
Honeyb
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2-day?
I've done the pop-sock thing, it had gone through the wash inside the trousers ::)
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It's when it starts working down your leg while you are walking down the street. Fortunately I don't wear pop socks.
I have enough problems with loo roll ;D
Honeyb
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Apparently ;D - my sock worked it's way down the trouser leg ::)