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Title: OMG I'm going mad
Post by: Judith57 on December 14, 2014, 02:29:06 PM
Does anyone else keep using the wrong word? it is happening to me more and more and although sometimes it is quite comical it is also quite alarming.

This morning, I told my OH that some men had turned up in a FLATBREAD full of earth to fill in the holes on the Heath where new lamposts had been erected.

I then told him that a man was out on the Heath hitting golf balls and the police had come along and put him in CUFFLINKS.

I meant flatbed and handcuffs of course! God knows what I say without noticing  ???
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Post by: littleminnie on December 14, 2014, 02:35:22 PM
Don't worry I do this too. 😉
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Post by: rosebud57 on December 14, 2014, 02:58:19 PM
Sounds pretty normal to me.
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Post by: CLKD on December 14, 2014, 03:02:36 PM
Yep.  We have whole conversations with wrong words but understand each other ………..
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Post by: Joyce on December 14, 2014, 04:08:50 PM
Don't worry I do it too. My worst problem is not finding the right word & then going on at great lengths trying to describe what I'm trying to say, when that one word would have said it all. Frustrating isn't it?  ::)
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Post by: CLKD on December 14, 2014, 04:23:27 PM
 ;D …….. I end up pointing at things I'm trying to name  ::) …….
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Post by: Judith57 on December 14, 2014, 04:35:49 PM
I also start a sentence about someone and then when I get to the part where I have to say the name I can't remember it for the life of me. As in, 'Oh yes, he starred in that film with ????) It is always such a shock as well when the name doesn't come as I know exactly who I mean.  ::)
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Post by: Dyan on December 14, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
I do that too.
Or use the word 'thingy' or ' hugamaflip' ::) that's one I made up.
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Post by: CLKD on December 14, 2014, 07:03:59 PM
I hate it when I've known a person for years but when I go to introduce them, can't remember the name  :-X
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Post by: Judith57 on December 14, 2014, 07:16:47 PM
I queued for 20 minutes in Selfridges yesterday for some of those 'personalised' Nutella jars - don't know if you've seen them but someone came up with a wicked idea for making money  ::)

When it was my turn and I had to write the names I wanted on a piece of paper, I had completely forgotten the name of one of the children I was buying for! It came to me eventually but I had visions of having jars for all the children except one - nightmare!
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Post by: honeybun on December 14, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
Oh heck me too. I just read out all the posts to hubby and he kept saying, yes you do that and yes you say that....he was laughing though.

Ummm not funny. Some days I can't remember my address  ???. What's that all about.


Honeyb
x
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Post by: Judith57 on December 14, 2014, 08:05:39 PM
I know, I was terrified I was going to forget my address the other day, it came to me in the nick of time. Also, I have to say my mobile phone number very quickly otherwise I forget the second half if I think about it too much. I have to keep re-setting my M&S password because I can't remember it. Luckily I have the same PIN number on all my cards or I would be totally lost! ::)
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Post by: Galadriel on December 14, 2014, 08:13:22 PM
The more I try hard to find the right word, the more elusive the word becomes.

I am surrounded by thingies, wotsits, doohickeys, and oojamaflips.

When I find words, there's no guarantee they will be the right ones and I forget my train of thought too. It certainly makes for an interesting conversation/business meeting  ;D

Galadriel x
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Post by: honeybun on December 14, 2014, 08:16:59 PM
I have all my passwords written down and hidden, other wise I have no chance. 

We stay in ###### Gardens.....round the corner is #### Drive.  I get them mixed up on a regular basis.

Then there is my name.....easy you would think. I have answered to two christian names all my life. My dad registered them the wrong way round so my mother called me by my middle name. I also answer to my first name.

Now when someone asks my name, or I have to quote my name, I have to think quickly to try and remember what they know me by.

Complicated or what....life is never easy and like I need any more to get confused over.

Honeyb
x
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Post by: Judith57 on December 14, 2014, 08:21:55 PM
My OH and I laugh about it when I use the wrong word, we say words are floating by above my head and I reach for the closest one and think 'that'll do'  :o
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Post by: CLKD on December 14, 2014, 09:19:33 PM
My thoughts don't even get out of my head  ;D
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Post by: Dulciana on December 14, 2014, 09:53:28 PM
I hate it when I've known a person for years but when I go to introduce them, can't remember the name  :-X
   That happened to me years ago, CLKD.  A friend and I had gone along to an event and I went to introduce her to someone there but completely forgot her name.  It was really embarrassing - and I didn't have the meno to hide behind! 

My mother was a school music teacher and one day, she had been teaching a class of six-year-olds.  She was taking a roll-call or something, and tried to remember as many names-and-faces as she possibly could.  Then she came to a little boy whose name absolutely escaped her.  So she said, "Um....hello.  And how do you spell your name?"  The little boy (with both front teeth missing) replied, "Thay, Oh, Aith, Enn".  Mum felt a bit stupid...........!
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Post by: Hattie on December 15, 2014, 12:01:44 PM
Does that spell John ?   ::) 

One thing my husband does when he gets angry/in a rage is to say things spelt wrong - one classic being "that was only a 'quivil cestion' "  - it usually diffuses the situation as i end up  ;D


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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 12:55:10 PM
is that a spoonerism?  The 2 Ronnies did a brilliant sketch with spoonerisms  :)
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Post by: Hattie on December 15, 2014, 04:41:03 PM
Yes think so there was a repeat last week where they did a sketch which was very funny.

Is Judith doing Malapropisms ?
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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 04:42:37 PM
what in the name of all things christmas is a malapropism?  :o
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Post by: Hattie on December 15, 2014, 04:46:14 PM
 :rofl:
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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
are you laughing at me Hattie?
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Post by: Hattie on December 15, 2014, 04:52:13 PM
no not at all  :)  it is just the way you said

what in the name of all things christmas   :o

it's just my sense of humour

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism

Hattie X
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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 04:53:38 PM
oh, that's good then, thanks. I think I understand  ::)

Ah, the penny just dropped - Hilda Ogden  ;D
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Post by: CLKD on December 15, 2014, 05:26:17 PM
Now that's what I call a meander  :lol:
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Post by: Judith57 on December 15, 2014, 07:10:14 PM
Hi Hattie, yes sadly it appears I have turned into Hilda Ogden, geese flying up my wall next!  :o
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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 07:11:44 PM
I remember Hilda's 'murial'  ;D
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Post by: CLKD on December 15, 2014, 07:12:39 PM
Geese - they are DUCKS  ;D
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Post by: babyjane on December 15, 2014, 07:14:41 PM
and one was always upside down  ;D
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Post by: Judith57 on December 15, 2014, 07:18:27 PM
Yes, I still call a mural a Muriel to this day as it makes me laugh  ::). Only when I am with people who would get the joke though, mind you I shouldn't let that bother me now as I am just as bad with my flatbread/flatbed and cufflinks/handcuffs!

You are right CLKD, they are ducks not geese  ;D
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Post by: Dulciana on December 16, 2014, 08:12:44 AM
Does that spell John ?   

Yes!  (Or rather, yeth!)
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Post by: Mrs January on December 16, 2014, 08:50:09 AM
Hey there

Me  too, happens all the time x
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Post by: Hattie on December 16, 2014, 10:26:57 AM

Yes!  (Or rather, yeth!)

 ;D   just made me  ;D at what you've written

Hattie X
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Post by: Dulciana on December 16, 2014, 12:06:55 PM
It kept my mum in giggles for years after, Hattie!
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Post by: oldsheep on December 18, 2014, 07:01:02 PM
I'm still laughing about putting the man in cufflinks  ;D

when I first met OH (v young) he informed me he was going to the hair saloon. We still laugh about it. I imagine one with those John Wayne type swing doors and dodgy patrons nursing whisky and asking for highlights  ;D
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Post by: Sweetlittlemaiden on December 22, 2014, 07:25:53 AM
I do this too as well as putting things in the wrong place e.g trying to get the kettle into a cupboard and putting the cup where the kettle should be!! I am forever getting my words wrong and by the time I have figured out the right one I have forgotten what was saying in the first place!  :o ::)
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Post by: CLKD on December 23, 2014, 11:01:28 AM
How many famous people do you meet though  ;)

I tried emptying a whole packet of sugar into a mug last week [we've a thread about that here too]  ::)

I am good at pointing ………
Title: Re: OMG I'm going mad
Post by: CLKD on December 23, 2014, 06:34:46 PM
Dream on  ;)