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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: kes on August 20, 2014, 12:46:41 PM

Title: The cuckoo clock
Post by: kes on August 20, 2014, 12:46:41 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
 I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

 Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
 Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

 Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

 I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
 (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

 The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem angry in the least.

 Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

 When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and trumped."







 



 

Title: Re: The cuckoo clock
Post by: Joyce on August 20, 2014, 01:03:42 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The cuckoo clock
Post by: Mrs January on August 22, 2014, 07:21:15 PM

Hi

Fabulous post and brightened my day xxxxx

Title: Re: The cuckoo clock
Post by: Dyan on August 23, 2014, 05:34:11 PM

 :rofl: brilliant!

Title: Re: The cuckoo clock
Post by: dulciana on August 24, 2014, 08:48:57 PM

 :rofl:
Brilliant!
Hubby laughed when I read it out to him.