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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: kes on August 06, 2014, 12:30:18 PM

Title: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: kes on August 06, 2014, 12:30:18 PM

A man passed out on the beach in
 Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to
 the front of his legs above his knees.

 He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed
 with second-degree burns.

 With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
 the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
 electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

 The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for
 him, Doctor?'

 The Doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for

 his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: Greyhoundgal on August 06, 2014, 12:33:44 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: Joyce on August 06, 2014, 01:16:23 PM

 :rofl:

Was wondering where that was going.  ::)

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: CLKD on August 06, 2014, 03:59:28 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: ellie on August 07, 2014, 06:33:50 AM

  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: kiltgirl on August 07, 2014, 12:03:52 PM

home-made tent!  :lol:

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: Dyan on August 23, 2014, 05:36:10 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: Limpy on August 23, 2014, 06:16:37 PM

:rofl:

Title: Re: Sunburn treatment!
Post by: catdude on September 26, 2014, 05:52:46 PM

 ;D ;D ;D