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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: kes on July 30, 2014, 07:04:59 AM

Title: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: kes on July 30, 2014, 07:04:59 AM

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."




 This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the

 British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some

 Liverpudlian youngsters.




 The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how

 unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less

 than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew

 could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech

 equipment.




 It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team

 as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over

 every other team.




 However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first

 practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four

 wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,

 re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag

 of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Limpy on July 30, 2014, 10:00:40 AM

 :rofl:

Where'd you get this Kes?

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Joyce on July 30, 2014, 11:35:08 AM

Brilliant. Laughed out loud at that one!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: honeybun on July 30, 2014, 11:48:17 AM

Hubby loved that one.


 ;D


Honeyb
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Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Greyhoundgal on July 30, 2014, 12:17:37 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: mazzy on July 30, 2014, 02:25:09 PM

so funny  :rofl:

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: latefortysomething on July 31, 2014, 01:43:12 PM

very good...!  ;D  he he!

Made me think of the Harry and Paul sketch about Northerners(featured scousers) day out and competition to collect benefit cheque...actually was really a dig at southerners...it was funny....(look on you tube!)......

PS> I love scousers....(anyone too from up North)...honest......

sorry could not resist...

"Harry and Paul - The Henley Royal Northerner Show 2008" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::)

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: CLKD on July 31, 2014, 04:52:22 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Dyan on August 23, 2014, 05:32:59 PM

 ;D :rofl:

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Hotnbothered on October 08, 2014, 10:18:28 AM

 :rofl: Must tell it to my husband :)

Title: Re: Scousers join Ferrari!
Post by: Ancient mummy on October 10, 2014, 10:46:09 AM

As a Mancunian married to a Scouser - I loved this!  ;D