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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: bev567901 on May 28, 2014, 12:55:25 PM

Title: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: bev567901 on May 28, 2014, 12:55:25 PM
Woke up a bit grumpy today. Later on discovered my cat wearing a HRT patch??? Was a bit confused as I put them in the bathroom bin & it gets cleared everyday. I changed my patch later on & on checking which leg to put it on found I was minus the old  patch ha. For how long??? Must do a leg check everyday now one has never fallen off before 😄😄😻😻
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: CLKD on May 28, 2014, 02:17:30 PM
The cat will have lovely soft fur  ;D
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: Hurdity on May 28, 2014, 04:46:16 PM
 ;D

Hurdity X
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: latefortysomething on July 17, 2014, 01:58:20 PM
Ah possibly avoiding the meno-"pause"....escaped by a whisker! 

Sorry mad mood today...!
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: CLKD on July 17, 2014, 02:43:06 PM
 ;D  ………. did the cat's temperament alter at all?
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: Rowan on July 17, 2014, 03:12:28 PM
That made me laugh  ;D especially the jokes  ::) must admit I use to find my patch sticking well to all sorts of places and usually not on me, one

even turned up on the bottom of my foot.  I have a perfect stamp of a patch on the back of my shorts on the outside that has never washed off.

Never understood why they never stuck so well on my bottom.
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: honeybun on July 17, 2014, 06:37:39 PM
Hubby has woken up with my HRT patch stuck to him. After his first complaint I told him it helped him get in touch with his feminine side  ;D

They normally stay stuck to me but now I am.on half a patch they have been known to migrate.


Honeyb
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Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: CLKD on July 17, 2014, 09:04:22 PM
Bit like 'falsies' after ladies have had mastectomies, apparently the trick is not to go swimming in the sea or they have a tendancy to float away  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: cheekygal on July 22, 2014, 11:32:27 PM
 ;D  That's hillarious!  I remember a friend saying her dad woke up one morning and felt unusually tearful, only to discover her mum's patch stuck to him!

Talking of mastectomies, a lady who attended same weight watcher class as me, went on the scales and to her surprise had lost 4lbs, she said she couldn't understand why as she had been eating everything in sight!  As she walked away, she shouted, ohhh I know what it is, I'm not wearing my boobs!  :D
Title: Re: Cat wearing HRT patch
Post by: CLKD on July 23, 2014, 10:33:47 AM
Yep.  Falsies can cause humour  ;)