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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: CLKD on March 17, 2014, 01:02:49 PM
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this
"all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored
and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won £800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the
night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice.
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:rofl:
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;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D love it!!
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