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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: CLKD on February 12, 2014, 12:11:40 PM
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I've built the Ark with the help of George (surname I forget, not Clooney) and in it I have put:
DH
Guy Martin - for practicalities
Ben Fogle - to bail out if necessary
Hugh-Fearnley whateverhisnameis - to grow a roof garden
My GP and our Dentist - just in case
Llewellyn-Bowen - to keep on top of the decorating
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Can we have George Clooney anyway - just to look at? ;)
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Oh all right :D
as well as:
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James Martin to do the cooking? You would have to share George though Greyhoundgal, you can't have him all to yourself.
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Can we take The Avengers (all of them!!) - they'll keep us safe AND give us something to look at!!! Oh - and Loki too!!
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;D
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James Martin to do the cooking? You would have to share George though Greyhoundgal, you can't have him all to yourself.
Well, Ok then, you can have him while I'm scoffing one of James' desserts ;)
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It's a deal. But, save me some dessert. :)
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Who will wash up?
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Someone's hubby if we decide to take them with us.
;D
Honeyb
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Have to take a few dishwashers. We'll be too busy to wash up.
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I quite like the sound of CLKD's hubby, he seems to be a Jack of All Trades, yeah, he better go along...
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He's in already ::)
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Oh Fab ok... I dont suppose he has a brother :)
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Not someone I want to share the same air with :-X
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He can do the cooking CLKD and top up our feet soaking basins with hot water. He won't have time to get bored ;D
Honeyb
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Who have we on board to boil the water ?
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A younger-years Christopher Plummer...........also to look at!
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I lke the sound of this !!!!
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Who have we on board to boil the water ?
Iron Man!!!! (see my post earlier about bringing The Avengers!)
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He can sing as works then ;)
So: we have a plumber, a cook, GP and Dentist; Security Guards i.e. Avengers ......... Guy to do maintenance and fix problems ......
Next?
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Ladies! We need a hairdresser......any ideas?
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Nicki Clarke or Charles Worthington, then you have choice of blonde or brunette. ;D
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Like the Guy Martin addition!!
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Charles as my hairdresser ;)
Podiatrist?
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Don't know any famous ones. Not exactly a glamorous job after all.
Can I bring my little dog. She is very sweet and loves a cuddle.
CLKD.....You could bring your chickens. I like a dippy egg.
Honeyb
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Pets go in 2 x 2 and we have 3 chickens ;D only 1 is laying right now though ……
French toast anyone?
Of course your little dog can come along and your Mum's ;)
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Emmm ...Have to think about that one. Not really my kind of dog. I prefer them with a bit of life about them. That one is a hearth rug whilst mine is cheeky and full of nonsense.
A golden retriever or two would be good. My favourite breed.
Honeyb
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I like hearth rugs and perhaps if she got around other dogs she might perk up ;)
Only 2 of each breed - thanks. Who is going to use the poop scoop ………. can't see George volunteering ;)
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Don't mind doing a bit of pooper scooping, just not for an elephant or two.
My mother's dog would need a stick of dynamite to get her going so maybe leave her at home.
Hubby got me a lovely bunch of roses for Valentine's so I might want to take him :wub:
Honeyb
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Elephants are easier to clean up after ;)
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Oooh we could have a roof garden, grow our own food & flowers. ;)
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Got HughFearnley ……… on that one ;)
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I think I'm need to join you! My village is blocked by sewage water one way and river breaching the road the other way. Will have to bring daughter's family too. Her village is cut off, due to a fast running stream from goodness knows where. No river near by. The stream has flowed into a field, which has flowed back into the road further along blocking it. Her partner tried to drive through it not realising it was deeper than it was earlier. Poor car is very ill and he can't get to work. Self employed and just got into the black after redundancy financial difficulties. Oh dear..... :-\
Will have to bring grandson, who will love the animals! And you mention George Clooney? Now that would make me happy! ;)
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We will need a work rota then ;) ……….
In 1998 we drove through floods across Northants, water was charging off the fields, across roads, across fields and flooding villages - came from nowhere!
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I'll wash,who'll dry?
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Me, me, me ;D
Who'll put away ?
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Yes I will :)
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:thankyou: ……. bright plastic crockery then? avoids breakages ;)
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Breakages when you swoon or are you anticipating more stormy weather, CLKD?
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Stormy weather - and no Ikea on the Ark ;D
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Here comes the......
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:sunny: Doo Doo Doo Doo. ;D
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not a shark :o
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I will bring the champagne !!!!! Will we have a fridge ?
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The fridge will work by pedal power! So a rota will have to be set up....
So who feels fit enough to pedal? ;)
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Only if the seat is heavily cushioned! ;D
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:o not me, I'm in the kitchen
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Loki is actually an Ice Giant, so he can just create big lumps of ice for us to use to keep a fridge cool - no pedelling required!!
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Phew, my derrière is safe! ;D
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I wasn't thinking of doing any work. ::)
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Perhaps we should have the champagne on tap ready iced..... I will work on it !
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:thankyou:
and a good fruit juice 'cos I don't drink alcohol …….
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Of course!!!! What do you fancy drinking.....
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Black T, 2 sugars ……..
or chocolate milk shake with a flake
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Another reason for a fridge......
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There will be ewes, camels, mares, cows, nannies for milk ;)
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Having seen the News during this past 10 days anyone up for bringing a plank of wood and some nails :-\. Buga global warming, this rain fall is getting silly >:(.
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It seems to have been raining forever
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A few weeks ago DH and I spent 2 days weeding our garden. Since then :-\ and now snow is forecast!
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Just when I thought spring was in the air!
At least my dog will enjoy the snow...🙂
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Mine hated the ice balls under her pads :-\. Like having a stone in the welly boot. Apparently ::)
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Yes, I suppose it would feel like that.
Her feet are webbed, and loads fur in between. Especially made for snow.
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DH will be the Chef
Ragah Omar ......
Someone good with a sweeping brush
Someone else good with a bucket to bale ::)
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We have a pump, shall I bring that. It will be quicker than a bucket
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Good Idea :thankyou: