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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: kes on February 01, 2014, 05:29:29 PM

Title: The lie clock
Post by: kes on February 01, 2014, 05:29:29 PM

A man died and went to heaven.  As he stood at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  He asked "what are all those clocks?" St Peter answered: "Everyone on earth has a lie clock - every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock move.

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's", said St Peter - "the hands have never moved."  "incredible", said the man, "and whose clock is that one?"  St Peter responded "that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice." 

"Where's David Cameron's clock?" asked the man.  St Peter replied "We're using it as a ceiling fan!"

Title: Re: The lie clock
Post by: ellie on February 02, 2014, 09:23:08 AM

 ;D ;D

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Post by: littleminnie on February 02, 2014, 10:40:45 AM

Like that.

Title: Re: The lie clock
Post by: Rowan on February 02, 2014, 11:41:56 AM

 ;D ;D

Don't think Cameron lies as such though, he's Just a Man for all Seasons. I think that's just what politics is all about.

Title: Re: The lie clock
Post by: CLKD on February 02, 2014, 01:09:06 PM

 :o

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Post by: valiantkate on February 03, 2014, 10:39:38 AM

politics aside, that is sooo funny. thank you ;D ;D

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Post by: Greyhoundgal on February 03, 2014, 01:31:51 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dyan on February 11, 2014, 06:12:34 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: The lie clock
Post by: Andrea jones on March 09, 2014, 04:52:31 PM

Hahaha