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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: Taz2 on October 10, 2013, 08:13:36 PM

Title: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 10, 2013, 08:13:36 PM
I have been following this thread on facebook and twitter - it is very funny http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

Taz x
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 10, 2013, 08:41:04 PM


 :rofl: :rofl:


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Joyce on October 10, 2013, 10:05:59 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Needed a good laugh!
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Claireylou on October 10, 2013, 10:22:46 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;D ;D

Both hubby and myself laughing so hard we're both aching.

Wonderful, Thank you xxx
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Winterose on October 15, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
Goodness, the things going on in the bedrooms of Britain , imagine wiping oneself on the curtains....... ;D
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: CLKD on October 16, 2013, 04:39:50 PM
  :rofl:  I think this person got more than she expected when she asked the question  ::)

What do they think that Man-sized  Kleenex  was designed for ?  ;)
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: libby1 on October 16, 2013, 05:41:34 PM
Excellent  ;D

The pooping candy made me laugh out loud  :rofl:

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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 16, 2013, 05:44:42 PM
Do you mean "popping" Libby???  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: libby1 on October 16, 2013, 08:00:07 PM
I do  ;D

My finger slipped whilst shaking with laughter  ::)

Libby
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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 16, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
That's ok then - it might have meant a different sort of "clean up"!

Actually the popping candy is great fun - can recommend it.

Taz x
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Dyan on October 16, 2013, 09:32:32 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: CLKD on October 17, 2013, 10:07:27 AM
 :o   U-Tube demonstration then?
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 17, 2013, 01:01:35 PM
I really hope not CLKD....I really do  ;D


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 17, 2013, 03:58:53 PM
Demonstration of what?

Taz  :D
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 17, 2013, 05:49:49 PM
Pooping candy me thinks.

With instructions perhaps. I think I missed that class at school too  ;D


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 17, 2013, 05:52:42 PM
Ah well I don't know anything about pooping candy but with popping candy that's easy.

You need a packet of popping candy, a mouth, an appendage and imagination!

Taz x  :party:
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 17, 2013, 05:55:41 PM
I really can't imagine what you mean


 :ange:


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: CLKD on October 18, 2013, 01:36:24 PM
 ;D

Just shared this with DH ............
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 18, 2013, 02:12:50 PM
Off to the sweet shop then CLKD.

 ;D


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Rowan on October 18, 2013, 02:16:12 PM
Goodness ladies maybe this will come in handy  ;D ;D

http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2013/10/17/what-can-a-woman-do-to-kill-her-sex-drive/
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 18, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
I would rather have a curly wurley.  ;D


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: CLKD on October 18, 2013, 07:41:58 PM
I think the village shop would be too close though  :-X  ;D
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Trey on October 20, 2013, 01:50:34 AM
What the heck is a curly wurly?
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: andius on October 20, 2013, 02:52:27 AM
Would someone please have pity on me and tell me what Popping candy is??

I thought that thread was hilarious...
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 20, 2013, 05:01:44 AM
A curly wurly is a long thin chocolate and caramel bar Trey.....yummmy.

As for popping candy.

It's a very small sweet that when it goes in your mouth explodes with a pop. Hence popping candy. It's very popular with children and obviously some adults  ;D ...although I don't think it's the taste that's the attraction  ;)


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Rowan on October 20, 2013, 12:42:23 PM
You have got to tell me HB, try as I might I can't get the connection ???

Taz says you need imagination and the rest .............and I still can't work it out ::)
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: ellie on October 20, 2013, 01:11:44 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:just read this thread......OH !! Not laughed so much in ages.........thank god for Tena  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 20, 2013, 01:34:44 PM
To be honest SL the technical details are a bit beyond me. I kind of get the general idea I think  ;D

Maybe Taz could draw us some pictures with arrows for reference purposes.


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 20, 2013, 02:38:18 PM
I reckon if you need arrows and diagrams then perhaps you are not quite ready.....  :na:
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Rowan on October 20, 2013, 02:45:28 PM
Could be right Taz ;D

 probably too late now anyway, I'll never know ::)
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 20, 2013, 02:47:37 PM
I think I would just rather eat it but one thing is for sure. I will never see it in a shop without thinking of its other purpose


 ;D


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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 20, 2013, 02:52:06 PM
It's great fun as are menthol or peppermints!

Taz x
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Limpy on October 20, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
Are we talking popping corn or curly wurly here?

Lets forget the "hygiene beaker" for the moment.......
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 20, 2013, 05:58:47 PM
Popping CANDY sometimes called Spacedust.

Taz x
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Limpy on October 20, 2013, 07:34:32 PM
Sorry - Wasn't paying attention, don't get out much
Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: honeybun on October 20, 2013, 07:39:22 PM
You and me both Limpy.

 :rofl:

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Title: Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
Post by: Taz2 on October 20, 2013, 07:50:07 PM
It's probably kept as an indoor activity anyway....

Taz  :lol: