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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: ellie on August 27, 2013, 11:49:43 AM

Title: Texting
Post by: ellie on August 27, 2013, 11:49:43 AM
Texting for Seniors
The kids have all their texting codes...like

BFF (best friends forever)

WTF (what the f***?)

LOL (laughing out loud)


So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: kes on August 27, 2013, 12:07:33 PM
 ;D ;D ;D or should I say ROFL, CGU !
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: Dyan on August 27, 2013, 01:08:23 PM
Gr8 lol! ;D
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: CLKD on August 27, 2013, 01:21:23 PM
 :clapping:
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: Cazikins on August 28, 2013, 09:51:08 PM
My favourite is CRAFT (Can't Remember A F***ing Thing).
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: Scampi on August 29, 2013, 01:43:53 PM
ROFL - CGU is fantastic!!  My friends (all younger than me!) and I all use LBOW (little bit of wee) when texting!!
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: debil on August 31, 2013, 07:09:26 AM
My BMF ( best menopausal friend)  and I use HAFF _ having another effing flush ( or if an especially heavy one  SLAP _ sweating like a pig )!!
ROFL _ CGU is my favourite  too ....Will use that next time !!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Texting
Post by: lily on August 31, 2013, 05:46:52 PM
Like these a lot, I use BGA - brain gone awol