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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: ladybug50 on April 30, 2013, 12:35:11 PM

Title: Pervert phone call....
Post by: ladybug50 on April 30, 2013, 12:35:11 PM

Phone rings.. woman answers.
There is heavy breathing... a voice says" I bet you have a tight arse with no hair!"
Woman says.. "Yes I have... he is watching the football.. who shall I say is calling?"

Convent story...
Mother Superior called all the Nuns to a meeting.
I have an announcement to make....." We have found a case of Gonorrhea in the Convent!".
An elderly Nun from the back pipes up...."Thank God,  I am really sick of Chardonnay!"

 :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: Joyce on April 30, 2013, 02:16:37 PM

 :lol:

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: CLKD on April 30, 2013, 02:24:57 PM

 :clapping:

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: Limpy on April 30, 2013, 02:36:14 PM

 :lol:

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: littleminnie on April 30, 2013, 02:37:10 PM

Lol, like those 2.

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: pixie on April 30, 2013, 03:07:44 PM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Pervert phone call....
Post by: ellie on April 30, 2013, 06:44:02 PM

Hehehehe