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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Witches Cat on March 19, 2013, 04:17:21 PM

Title: Maxine and Starbucks
Post by: Witches Cat on March 19, 2013, 04:17:21 PM: My stepbrother in Cornwall is fixing my stepmother's computer, to check he had my e-mail address in correctly he sent me this..... Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

Dear All,
I was in a Starbucks Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at meâ€¦.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipodâ€¦â€¦.. and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
Title: Re: Maxine and Starbucks
Post by: Joyce on March 19, 2013, 06:45:07 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Maxine and Starbucks
Post by: honeybun on March 19, 2013, 07:01:19 PM: Brilliant.......I love it.

Honeyb
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Title: Re: Maxine and Starbucks
Post by: CLKD on March 19, 2013, 08:02:05 PM: :rofl:
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Post by: Elena on March 19, 2013, 09:18:51 PM: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Battygirl on March 20, 2013, 11:30:10 PM: :rofl:
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Post by: Firewalker50 on March 21, 2013, 05:18:22 PM: Brilliant! I laughed out loud on my own in the office.

Thank you.

Fx
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Post by: Blue on March 31, 2013, 01:21:37 PM: Excellent :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: pixie on May 03, 2013, 10:37:37 PM: ;D ;D
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Post by: Dyan on May 04, 2013, 08:42:55 AM: :rofl:
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Post by: ellie on May 06, 2013, 03:57:20 PM: Nice one ;D
Title: Re: Maxine and Starbucks
Post by: Dyan on May 06, 2013, 04:58:05 PM: :rofl: