Menopause Matters Forum
General Discussion => Birthdays and Events => Topic started by: CLKD on November 07, 2019, 11:44:07 AM
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Sex toys worth £1m were stolen from a lorry parked in a lay-by.
The lorry had travelled from Felixstowe to make a delivery to Rocks Off, a sex toy retailer in Cunliffe Drive, Kettering, police said.
The theft happened in the early hours of 18 September on the A43 between the A14 and Broughton village.
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Anyone want to buy some fluffy handcuffs?anyone?no? I've a couple of hundred pair going cheaply ;D
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Drove home on M4 bonfire night behind a massive truck with 2' high letters on side & rear reading: " HRT South Wales". Couldn't get close enough to see whether it also had a little notice saying "no HRT left in this vehicle overnight" ;D
Wondered about posting this on HRT shortages thread, but felt it too serious a topic to joke about really.
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;D
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I wonder if they saw an increase in rabbits in the area 😂 x
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The Police asked me if I'd seen the truck on my way home but I told them "i don't usually come this way"
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Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
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:o ........... :D
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Recent studies show that 43% of women have used vibrators,the other 57% bought theirs new,
You've started something now clkd ;D
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Jaypo ;D ;D Xx
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Just you wait til Jill gets here ;D
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:vibe: I bet they were stolen to order 'cos who knows what's in a lorry these days ;D - inside job?
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:lol: :lol: Jellyb & Jaypo. Thank you. Needed that!
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Flipping heck! If they want to replace em, I can sell em LOADS! 🤣😂
They're all a bit frayed and frazzled, but who cares, who wants a smoothie anyway!
Rough n rougher I say! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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:rofl: fancy you posting about stolen vibrators CLKD - honestly
Just found this post: :lol: :lol:
;D keep um coming! x
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:jiggy:
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Can I give you an order Jill?
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You've had 30 already! I'll get you one you can plug in the mains....aww your leccy bill! 😂
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Don't get us kicked off the site ,just blame clkd,she tempted us and we fell for it ;D
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Loving it!! Made me laugh all the comments. I'm trying to think of something witty but no, nothing there!! I'll probably think of something in half an hour!! x
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This thread is really buzzing! ;D ;D
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:lol: I didn't make it up, the toys were really stolen - near Kettering. Now. Don't all rush at once :D
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I bet they stole them on the hard shoulder
Hopefully they'll get a stiff sentence
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A friend of mine, many years ago now, was involved in a car accident. She'd been away for a weekend of frolicking and had all her 'kit' in the boot. She was invited to attend the police station immediately (issue of who was to blame) and her car was searched, the evidence bagged, all items to be logged. She spent about an hour standing at the desk in the waiting room of the cop shop explaining to our boys in blue what everything was and demonstrating how it all worked. Apparently, she started off talking to two police officers, but after about 15 minutes there were 22 officers. She said the general party atmosphere her arrival prompted in the station was actually much more fun than the entire weekend leading up to it.
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jeez I would have been mortified Elk.
Those of us who really know you on the forum know you didn't make it up CLKD :lol: that's what's so funny!
Sure you go looking for some random news stuff to post just out of sheer badness! Hah this is one of them x You just know that JD and Jaypo and Jellyb and the like will be...how shall we say..on it ;D
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What me? I'm too busy trying to track down the bugga who stole my order! :vibe: :cuss: 😂🤣
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:drunklaf:
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:rofl: :rofl: Brilliant thread ladies!
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I would have/do crawled into a hole :o were they all men I wonder :-\ Elk?
Love the comments.
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Oh ladies,really,come along
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;D ;D I wonder if this story has a "happy ending"?
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I find this thread absolutely stimulating. :P :P ;D
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;D
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Yes, yes, YES! ;D
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the climax of my week (got there in the end, though took a few days!!!) ;D
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Wait till you get to my age Foxy ::). I have to cancel the milk for a week ;D
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:rofl: :jiggy:
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Wrensong ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The guy that stole the goods is apparently a hardened criminal
Sorry sorry ;D
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Crikey Elk that must have been years ago :o - we are lucky if we have 22 officers on Duty at the same time in a month around here >:(
DH wants to know why we are assuming they have been stolen by men ;D
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I think he KNOWS why we're assuming that clkd ;D
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Apparently not ;D