Menopause Matters Forum
Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Jeepers on September 30, 2020, 12:43:49 PM
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Even though I work in IT, my texting skills are rubbish.
So today, I was messaging my fella and he asked me if I was busy, to which I replied:
My lust is so long, everyone wants something!
He is now worried about what I get up to in working hours ;D
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;D ....... let him stew.
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Hahahaha jeepers,reminds me of a while back and my niece was texting and she said, to my favourite c**t whaaaaaaaaat I said,it was meant to say aunt ;D
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;D ;D
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Hahaha jaypo, I just choked on my tea! ;D ;D ;D
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Was the days when phones had 3 letters on one button...remember?
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Hello thankgodgoodgenes as you can see,you've joined a madhouse ;D
The other good one from those days was coal,used to come up as cock ⬅️No pun intended ;D So a text was....freezing here today,just thrown more cock in the fire ;D
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Welllll.....
My phone was stollen whilst I was at the park with my youngest, I left if on a bench whilst watching him on a swing or something. When I realised it wasn't in my bag and had been taken, I borrowed a phone from a lady to call it, a man answered and kindly offered to sell my phone back to me for £50 :( I said I could meet him to pay and take it back ( I had no intention of.paying him) anyway long story short he didn't show up (no surprise). I rushed home to call.the mobile supplier to cancel the SIM but they didn't cancel it for an hour or so during which time he very kindly sent a rather explicitly rude sex message to all my contacts, which included elderly parents, in-laws, my boss, religious figures in the community, colleagues, friends..... the list goes on.
Trying to explain it was the worst experience, it took ages to get a apologising message out, most have never looked at me the same way and my poor.old mum couldnt even pronounce some of the words he wrote so had no idea what it was about ! 😂
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:-\. did I read this somewhere else :-\ or I am out of bed too early ;D
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Ok why would someone do that? What an idiot, how awful for your elderly parents to have to read that
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What's it got to do with autocorrect or am I out of bed too early :-\ ;D
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Sorry input it in the wrong topic... Nothing to do with AutoCorrect and you have seen it somewhere else when I made it a new post....
I'm not posting anymore unless Im replying as I'm obviously not good at this ;D
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Oh go on - we all improve with practice ;D and tnx, I didn't dream it after all and eventually found it 8)
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;D shame on you DS68 you made clkd think she's more crazy than she actually is ;D
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;D
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>:(
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It's OK DS68 - jaypo and I joke along all the while ;)
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Oops,sorry :'(
Yep,don't get angry DS68 I love clkd and she knows it ;) you should see what she says to me!! ;D
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Not that you listen :whist: too busy giving cuddles to those goats ......... ::)
No need to get upset DS68 :-\ .......... we likes a giggle at times 8)
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🙄 🙈 🤷🏻♀️ oh goodness me! Thought this was a thread about “Stupid Autocrat” and was interested who you were posting about 🤔 😱 I don’t get out enough!
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Sadly Jeepers, who started the thread, had left. :'(
Very funny thread though.
Happy New Year Jeepers, 🎉
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This reminds me of a recent text I sent to an elderly work colleague. I typed it very fast as I was in a rush so I didnt double check it before sending it. I thought I had signed off the text saying 'okey dokey'........to my surprise I got a text a few minutes later saying 'are you calling me a donkey?'
Auto correct had changed it to 'ok donkey'.... ::) thankfully they saw the funny side too. ;D
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auto correct ;)
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Hahaha yes, I spotted that a few times Avalon,virgina sounds nicer ;D
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Yes, virginal atrophy makes me laugh. Shrinkage of virgins? ;D
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Virginia Water in Surrey - there is a Totem Pole there ...... a gift from America