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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: ellie on December 18, 2013, 09:42:32 AM

Title: What do you want for Xmas
Post by: ellie on December 18, 2013, 09:42:32 AM

The Santa Claus at the shopping centre was very surprised when Jane,a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap.  Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Jane sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Jane answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'  ;D

Title: Re: What do you want for Xmas
Post by: Joyce on December 18, 2013, 11:00:42 AM

 ;D