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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: Songbird on April 13, 2022, 08:05:19 AM

Title: Not another symptom!
Post by: Songbird on April 13, 2022, 08:05:19 AM

Think I've uncovered another unwanted consequence of menopause - it's.......
"Mummy dancing!"
Was at a "do" last night and, for the 1st time ever, started "dancing on my way to the dance floor" :o......I then preceeded to shake my flat butt far too much! Oh dear Lord, "mummy dancing" - I couldnae help myself - and I don't even have kids  ???
Must mention it to my GP at next visit. I'm sure they'll have a patch I can stick somewhere to stop this awful behaviour  ;D

Title: Re: Not another symptom!
Post by: CLKD on April 13, 2022, 11:24:02 AM

The sheer exuberance of being in a crowd, letting go after months of being shut in ........... how is the emabarrsment level this morning  :whist:

Title: Re: Not another symptom!
Post by: Songbird on April 13, 2022, 12:02:58 PM

I'm sitting in the hairdresser right now, telling my story.  The darling young lady said...
"Oh my Gran dances like that"  :o
No tip for her then  ;D..

Title: Re: Not another symptom!
Post by: CLKD on April 13, 2022, 12:16:01 PM

 :rofl: