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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: jedigirl on January 26, 2015, 05:43:52 PM

Title: Get over yourself!
Post by: jedigirl on January 26, 2015, 05:43:52 PM

I realised today that my health anxiety has reached new extremes when after going to the loo I noticed a long thin white object in the bottom of the bowl.
Marvellous, I thought, I obviously have a tapeworm as well now.
I then realised my hubby had flossed his teeth and dropped the floss into the toilet!!
Phew, one less thing to worry about!

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: toffeecushion on January 26, 2015, 06:21:00 PM

That's so funny ;D

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Post by: Joyce on January 26, 2015, 06:22:44 PM

Oh dear. Isn't weird how our minds work overtime over the slightest thing. Shouldn't laugh but I did a wee bit.  :)

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: jedigirl on January 26, 2015, 06:26:36 PM

Ha Cubagirl!
I just read your post as "I did wee a bit!!"
also possible in menopause ;)

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: Judith57 on January 26, 2015, 07:32:03 PM

Jedigirl, exactly the same thing happened to me about three weeks ago, I was so relieved after I asked my OH if he had thrown anything down the loo and he said 'Yes, some dental floss '. Phew!

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: jedigirl on January 26, 2015, 08:15:21 PM

The dangers of dental floss eh Judith 57?! X

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: Judith57 on January 26, 2015, 08:34:37 PM

I know! I have long standing bladder problems at the moment so am forever checking my pee for 'white bits'. I hadn't done it for a while so when I looked into the loo I was horrified  :o

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Post by: CJ-sleepless on January 27, 2015, 10:56:38 AM

 ;D brilliant thanks for the laugh I needed that

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Post by: BrightLight on January 27, 2015, 11:43:26 PM

ha ha so funny.  Can so see myself doing this.

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Post by: holly d on February 07, 2015, 05:14:10 PM

That made me laugh so much, i now have to do my pelvic floor exercises again!

Title: Re: Get over yourself!
Post by: CLKD on February 07, 2015, 06:42:12 PM

I'd missed this first time round  ::) - may I  :rofl: