Oh I know Jaypo. Annoying lot

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There are two getting on my nerves at the minute - the persistent “Verisure” adverts - the most recent one shows 3 expectant mums all ready to pop, saying that what they all need is a verisure alarm

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Surely your priority would be a bang load of gas and air

And the other annoying one is the Sun Life insurance ad where the man talks about parsnip jam -

and when the woman says she’s taken a plan out, he says….
“Oh congratulations” -
