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[Songbird]

 
OK you ladies. What exercises can I do to lift my flat granny butt? 10 weeks until my next cruise - aiming for a pert behind (or the polka dot bikini will be staying in the case) 

[littleminnie]

I don’t know Songbird but if you find out can you let me know

[Songbird]

 …..
Will do Littleminnie 

[CLKD]

Stop worrying about what others might be thinking ............ or walk with butt to the wall ;-)

Be proud of who you are 

[jaypo]

Do bridges,they work or just stick two cushions down your knickyknackynoos 

[Songbird]

TBH  the thought of exercises fills me with dread. I walk a cockapoo twice a day already. That's enough for anyone  .....
I like the sound of the 2 cushions down my knickers, Jaypo - I'm heading out to Dunelm Mill to buy a couple   

[Two hoots]

I LOVE people watching and on a cruise there is plenty of opportunity, I’ve seen some absolutely gorgeous dresses, including some Chinese ladies who looked beautiful in traditional dress, but I’ve also seen some sights I’d rather not have 

[Songbird]

I know what you mean Two Hoots. I'm the same.  Love to see what people are wearing.
I'll tell you what I miss - the formal nights 
When we started cruising in 1993, everyone dressed up👗. It was fab. Nowadays it's the norm to see shorts and tee-shirts in the dining room 
I must be getting old 

[Two hoots]

I know what you mean Two Hoots. I'm the same.  Love to see what people are wearing.
I'll tell you what I miss - the formal nights 
When we started cruising in 1993, everyone dressed up👗. It was fab. Nowadays it's the norm to see shorts and tee-shirts in the dining room 
I must be getting old 

THE best night for people watching is formal night, we always make an effort but sometimes I do change into comfy shoes  there are some cruise ships that get a whiff of moth balls on formal nights 

[jaypo]

Hahaha,so if I see a big bottomed lady on my next cruise, I know it's you songbird 
Still formal nights on Cunard and ALWAYS smartly dressed EVERY night,that's why I stick with them,they're the old fashioned style of cruising but I get,it's not for everyone

[Songbird]

 ……yep, that’ll be me, Jaypo with my cushions in situ!!  Mind you my natural bum isn’t so much big as flat like a continuation of my back 
I think I’ll invent an “uplift bra” item of clothing for post menopausal Granny butt 
Never been on Cunard actually. I like the formal aspect. Is the dining and entertainment pretty good?

[CLKD]

I'm a jeans and T-shirt Girl 

[jaypo]

You'd be made to walk the plank clkd 
Oh yes songbird and go on dragons den with you uplifting bum bra 
The food on Cunard is fab,don't think I've ever had a bad meal,they will basically make anything for you,being a gf veggie isn't even a problem for them,the entertainment is ok,they have a theatre for the big shows,then your usual singers about the ship

[CLKD]

Singing about the ship 

That'll B shanties mayB?

[Songbird]

Jeans and t-shirt, CLKD? I can recommend wearing my uplifting bum thingy with your jeans 
Deborah Meaden from Dragon’s Den has backed me Jaypo  .  to both of you…