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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 210255 times)

babyjane

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #450 on: April 14, 2015, 01:15:27 PM »

Well  she put the toilet lid down the other day as I sat down to pee, that was a mean trick if ever there was one  ???
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #451 on: April 14, 2015, 02:03:17 PM »

 :o it's such a shock and so cold ……… so is the other way, when both lid and seat are up  ::)
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honeybun

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« Reply #452 on: April 14, 2015, 07:00:13 PM »

That's worse when you go in the night, half asleep and totally dark. Backing up to get to the right spot and then either sliding right down the pan or sitting on a very cold seat.


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babyjane

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« Reply #453 on: April 14, 2015, 07:06:42 PM »

Thanks for making me chuckle honeybun, but I am not laughing at you, just that I have done both those on more than one occasion  :whist:
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kerrieann

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #454 on: April 14, 2015, 08:01:53 PM »

can you believe that women told me to have ribs and wings in bbq sauce, now i have heartburn, she knows bbq sauce does this to me, how nasty of her  >:(
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honeybun

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« Reply #455 on: April 14, 2015, 08:08:30 PM »

Bet it was you that licked your fingers though and not her  ;D


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kerrieann

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #456 on: April 14, 2015, 08:19:53 PM »

well i had too really, she cant do it herself and would have had bbq sauce all over the place
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #457 on: April 14, 2015, 09:53:18 PM »

 :D  ……….
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Sausage

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #458 on: June 19, 2015, 10:04:40 PM »

She's not here in my house.

Oh no.

Where I live (in denial) is a slightly bustier version of my younger self. With a stomach that gets sucked in every time I pass her in the mirror. She can't frown at me - the botox stops all that wrinkly nonsense.

And despite what my other half says when we quarrel.. I AM NOTHING LIKE MY MOTHER!!!!

Synonyms for denial http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/denial's=t

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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #459 on: June 20, 2015, 08:15:03 AM »

 ;D  you'll fit right in here !

Apparently the equivalent left the Cabin door open for 3 days  :o - Himself took stuff out and had a general tidy up, however ……..  ;) seems he has a strange man in the garden  :o
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #460 on: June 29, 2015, 10:05:00 PM »

This evening she promised to make my DH a coffee then wandered outside to sort the recycling bins, then she spoke to our neighbour …….. 30 mins. later DH was wondering why she hadn't taken him a coffee  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #461 on: July 21, 2015, 03:35:11 PM »

She's making me say the wrong words for articles today  :-\ so DH can't follow the conversation …….
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #462 on: July 24, 2015, 10:27:06 AM »

The strange woman in my house has really lost the plot today, she is wandering around, doing the housework, and singing the wrong words to songs on the radio - I just heard her singing 'It's a hard lock knife' to the song from 'Annie'. Really! Whatever next!
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #463 on: July 24, 2015, 12:00:58 PM »

 ;D … is she in tune at least?
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« Reply #464 on: July 24, 2015, 12:31:59 PM »

Yes, perfectly in tune, I think I will just ignore her  :-\
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