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kes

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Unfortunate incident
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:24:36 AM »

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

 I am so sorry mate. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping
 myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you.

 I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

 I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that
 it won't, ever happen again.

 The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot
 his wife and killed her.


 A few moments later, a second text came in:

 damn autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife"
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CLKD

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2014, 08:28:23 AM »

 :rofl:
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ellie

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 02:12:06 PM »

 :clapping: :clapping: :lol:
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Tabbycat

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 04:05:58 PM »

Excellent!  ;D

Some real autospell fails here: http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/39-epic-autocorrect-fails-that-temporarily-ruined-peoples-lives/

Warning - NSFW, lots of swearing (mostly because of the autospell!).
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Cassie

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2014, 06:17:30 PM »

Oops... :D
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purplenanny

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2014, 01:08:08 PM »

Love it!  ;D
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Rowan

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Re: Unfortunate incident
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2014, 02:01:22 PM »

That is just so funny I will have to pass it on kes.  :) 

Damned auto spell and premetif text has caught me out quite a few times, even on MM when I post on my kindle.
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